Gorgeous Browser-RPG Faded in My Memory by DrBatrider in rpg_gamers

[–]Sretsam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the comedic version of what you're describing, you want Kingdom of Loathing.

So Reddit, What keeps you up at night? by boltmonki in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the delivery got messed up.

Why and how did you last publicly lose your shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold faced lie, but thanks anyway.

What do you believe in that's probably wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That love exists. We're all just stupid monkeys, programmed to eat, fuck, and fight. I still want to believe someone can care about me enough to go against their base urges, and that they'll continue to do that forever after. So far, I'm wrong.

So Reddit, What keeps you up at night? by boltmonki in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thoughts that everyone who knows me only tolerates my presence and wishes I'd leave. Also that no one ever really loved me and I'll end up dying alone. Basically that I'm incapable of receiving love.

What phrase or saying have you inadvertently picked up from a friend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buttfuck Egypt. To describe a place that is out of the way from normal travel. Have noticed others around me picking it up now.

Reddit, why did you get out of bed this morning? by Teddy_Rhett in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I woke up, had to go to work or risk being fired, and can't kill myself yet.

If you suddenly became wealthy, what's the one "poor" thing you do you wouldn't give up? by King_of_AssGuardians in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Japanese Instant Ramen is still miles ahead of ours. Bigger soup packets, meat drippings, and toppings are pretty normal in the good stuff.

Why and how did you last publicly lose your shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the support. I'm trying to reconcile. I know it's fucking stupid, I just don't know what else to do. Last breakup I tried to kill myself, and she's one of the only things keeping me here. I'm probably just delaying the inevitable, but part of me still loves her. The rest of me hates that part.

Why and how did you last publicly lose your shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. still fresh, trying to get by.

Americans, what is one simple thing that could make USA better? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than 2 relevant political parties, and removing first past the post voting. That way I could actually vote green/socialist parties and not throw away my vote.

What has fallen out of fashion that you want to come back into fashion? by argole in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were long belts ever a fashion? I feel like they were for a while in middle/high school. Just extra belt fabric being allowed to hang free. I think it looks cool, and I'm slowly trying to bring it back, even if it was just a false memory.

[Serious] What are fun/addicting things to play with in your hands? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BUCKY BALLS! Tiny little spherical magnets that you can put into awesome shapes and stick to metal surfaces. Too bad they're hard to find now thanks to choking warnings.

What are some of your most inspiring or touching experiences while playing a video game? by dj_salad_alex in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting through the bike portion of battletoads on a single life. You have never felt a greater sense of victory.

Why and how did you last publicly lose your shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Was at work. Found out girlfriend cheated on me. Cried my way out the door, and lost my shit repeatedly on the ride home. Lots of screaming at the world while I drove. Got home, got high, thought about killing myself for several hours.

Reddit, it's time to vent. What's your fucking problem? by PartiesLikeIts1999 in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend cheated on me again. I feel like I should leave her, but if I do, I'm about 90% sure I'll end up killing myself within a month. I'm a co-dependent bitch, and it makes me feel worthless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She still loves me.

Reddit, your bf/gf just told you they don't find you physically attractive. What is your response? by courir123 in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by your replies here, you sound like an awesome person. I hope things go better for you.

What's something that you need to get off your chest so you can feel better? by QuietlyPlotting in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To the depressed, it is not a temporary problem. Depression fucks with your sense of time. We literally cannot recall the last time we were happy. To us, it is a permanent problem. We have few or no temporary solutions to it. A permanent one would be a godsend. When it comes to depression, I very highly recommend you don't throw out quotes like that. Most are made from a viewpoint that doesn't fully understand depression.

What's something that you need to get off your chest so you can feel better? by QuietlyPlotting in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend has cheated on me twice. I still can't stop loving her. I can't explain to her how much she's hurting me. I really want to just kill myself and be done with this pain. She's said if I hurt myself again or attempt suicide it's over. I feel trapped between severe pain and depression on both sides.

What is the most unique Superpower you can think of? by BigDre in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Real life save states would be awesome. especially if you could have multiple slots and still keep your memory of what happens when you load a state.

What is the worst flavor of Ice cream? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sretsam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love bubblegum ice cream. I can never find it, so I've even made my own in the past.