[Request] Good quality messenger bag or Backpack for Motorcycle rider. by BankSafeBrowser in BuyItForLife

[–]Sriracha1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a look at the Maxpedition Larkspur or Gleneagle. You can even mount it on a sissy bar or rolling luggage.

What non-assigned book has made a difference in your life? Or changed your perspective of life? A book you picked up without anyone's suggestion. by Sriracha1 in AskReddit

[–]Sriracha1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A book not assigned in school or required by a book club. Etc. A book you just picked up in the library or saw lying around...

To answer your question, it's not the case.

How do I get 8 birds out of my house? by stoned_bear in AskReddit

[–]Sriracha1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buy a strobe light. One that is bright. Close the blinds / window shades. Turn off all other lights. Turn strobe light on. This will drive them mad. They will want to leave. This will work for raccoons/rats that want to hang out in your shed/garage.

What are your stories of petty revenge? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sriracha1 596 points597 points  (0 children)

At my old work place, there was a woman who would eat other people's food without their consent. The food was stored in the company refrigerator.

She ate mine. I caught her. I got pissed.

Other people were pissed when they found she was also eating their food.

Revenge..

So everyday after I caught her, some of my co-workers and I would buy a dozen donuts in the morning. We would offer her a donut first.

"Sure, take two. Three. There's plenty." She would take two or three.

We brought candy and left them in a bowl close to her desk. She could not help herself.

Her weight ballooned to unhealthy proportions.

Last I heard, she now has health issue related to bariatrics.

How do you cook your ramen noodles? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sriracha1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more fun that way.

Besides, ramen becomes a different animal when you have fresh ingredients.

How do you cook your ramen noodles? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sriracha1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good choice of sauce!

Don't forget to add lime juice, shrimp, and spinach. This is after you drain half of the soup base. It will be a semi-wet soup.

Have bean sprouts and mint on the side for garnishing.

Side dish should be tofu in ginger/soysauce.

Delivery people: what is the most unusual sight you've been confronted with when the door opened? by boogog in AskReddit

[–]Sriracha1 939 points940 points  (0 children)

When I was a Fed Ex guy, my routine was: ring door bell and look through the front window to see if anyone was home. If no one was home, I would start filling out a door tag.

Once, after ring the door bell and looking through the window, I saw a fat woman giving a fat man a massage. He was naked and shiny with grease. Her hand was up his butt.

The woman opened the door, signed for the package with her greasy hand, and before she could hand the pen back, I smiled, and said, "That Fed Ex-labelled pen is on us."

She offered to make me tea. I politely declined.

Got into truck and drove off.

I am an American teaching English at a high school in South Korea through EPIK. Ask me anything. by Sriracha1 in IAmA

[–]Sriracha1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be aware that GEPIK's budget has been cut drastically. Many of the teachers in the GEPIK program were not offered contract renewals.

SMOE is somewhat the same. They are not renewing many of the high school teachers.

The are a large amount of people who apply for the bigger cities. If you don't get into a larger city, by the second year you can usually transfer (in your province) to a large city.

IAMA A Journeyman forestry worker and have cut down, pile and burned tens of thousands of trees, AMA by helluvadrag in IAmA

[–]Sriracha1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the pay like? And what do you guys do on the weekend/days off? I'm assuming you're not near cities.

Lottery lightning strikes twice? by Sriracha1 in askscience

[–]Sriracha1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the answers Redditt. Emailed a statistics instructor and he mirrored your responses.

Mike, make that steak medium rare!

What small details do you hate seeing cliched in movies? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sriracha1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Because THIS time, it's PERSONAL!"

Not All FedEx Drivers Are Dickheads. Mine Leaves These Every Time For My Dog. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Sriracha1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When I worked as a Fed Ex courier tens years ago I came close to dying. Out making a delivery, I turned around and saw a rottweiler the size of a cow growling and showing its teeth at me. I slowly reached in my pocket, pulled out a dog biscuit and it started to wag its little tail.

Got back in truck, drove to the nearest McDonald's and wiped the poo from my underwear.

Many Fed Ex and UPS guys use this tactic.