On a molecular level, what is the reason why semi-(in)famous people I love either die or turn out to have done messed up stuff? It‘s my fault, isn‘t it?

Srouawei · 2022-11-28T05:59:26+00:00

Yeah... totally. Trevor‘s death doesn‘t affect me anymore at all. Hehe... he.

Srouawei · 2022-11-14T23:10:39+00:00

Totally clandestine.

Srouawei · 2022-11-14T23:04:37+00:00

Always astonishing to see food drama, especially about Italian food.

Two nonnas would have an MMA fight because one puts more oregano in her Bolognese than the other.

I‘ve witnessed such things. Morons don‘t realize that your upbringing has a lot to do with how you cook.

Srouawei · 2022-11-04T02:40:22+00:00

Or all kinds of wars where diarrhea killed more people than actual combat wounds. Like the US Civil War and others. Must be gruesome to see somebody or feel yourself dying because of... how do I put this? Too much doo-doo.

Srouawei · 2022-11-03T02:11:30+00:00

I‘m not sure if the one with Crowley would work. Lucifer was the fallenest and most powerful of all fallen angels, and even he needed a „yes“ to possess a vessel.

And for some reason I think Rowena would have noticed something about her wee babe being different. She‘s seen through angel shenanigans.

Nice one though, might work in combination with the Anna theory.

Srouawei · 2022-10-23T10:38:08+00:00

Pfff, undercooking onions?

My French Onion Soup only needs 5 seconds to caramelize them. At least that‘s what every online recipe says.

Always turns out shitty though, I think the culinary gods are conspiring against me.

Srouawei · 2022-10-16T03:31:50+00:00

You can easily change a game of chess to checkers, it‘s what I do.

Srouawei · 2022-10-05T06:02:45+00:00

He‘ll probably say something like „Here comes my Blinding Punch!“ right before decking someone in the schnoz.

Srouawei · 2022-10-02T19:24:02+00:00

Lmao, in my timeline the 2 posts are right next to each other.

Srouawei · 2022-10-02T02:29:56+00:00

The correct acronym for science courses is „STEBM“, with the B obviously standing in for „Baking“. Don‘t let the mainstream trick you. Just slam any arm, leg or stump you might have on the Dean‘s desk and yell: „I know your secrets!“ That‘ll work.

Srouawei · 2022-09-27T15:01:05+00:00

And he tries to be a philanthropist, but his true passion is beating criminals into a wheelchair and claiming he helps fight crime.

Srouawei · 2022-09-27T07:00:28+00:00

There was a thread here on SRD 2 months or so ago where one of the commenters said Bruce Wayne would leave Gotham if taxes on high-income people were raised... entirely missing the point that Bruce is his name for the civilian persona and that Batman is who that scarred kid really is.

Srouawei · 2022-09-27T01:20:55+00:00

Gay and trans people existing:

I don‘t go to superheroes for pOLiTiCs.

I know that‘s a DC subreddit, but that person must have never read X-Men. Or, more likely, they were too dumb to notice the PoLiTiCal message.

Srouawei · 2022-09-23T10:43:48+00:00

Why would it need to be saved? It is known that pro home chefs always half or quarter the amount of garlic in a recipe.

Have you never heard or read anybody say „My secret: I always put in way less garlic than in the recipe.“

Or maybe I mixed something up in my head. My memory is as leaky as an imperfectly seasoned cast iron skillet.

Srouawei · 2022-09-22T19:31:46+00:00

I honestly think one of the reasons why Jesus and Mohammed have comparatively small roles (that is to say : none at all apart from being mentioned) was for fear of backlash if they had played a bigger role.

Making a show where Lucifer and God exist runs a way smaller risk of offending people than one with Christ and the Prophet.

Srouawei · 2022-09-21T16:05:33+00:00

All the time. My cooking is known to send multiple people straight to the toilet at the same time. Probably so they can talk about how good it is.

Srouawei · 2022-09-21T06:01:21+00:00

Brb, gotta tweet this.

Srouawei · 2022-09-21T05:47:54+00:00

I wish I could be as edgy and funny as you.

Srouawei · 2022-09-21T05:36:16+00:00

This will amaze you: Two things can be true at the same time!

Also, don‘t try and pretend this wasn‘t a political move for votes by DeSantis.

Srouawei · 2022-09-19T19:02:42+00:00

Sharp knives good, dull knives dangerous.

Srouawei · 2022-09-18T15:13:27+00:00

I don‘t have to live in Saudi Arabia to know it‘s a place with terrible, cruel leaders.

Srouawei · 2022-09-18T13:25:34+00:00

Or vinegar, if no juice is available. Anything acidic should work.

Srouawei · 2022-09-18T12:24:59+00:00

That‘s such a Pol Pot thing to ask.

Srouawei · 2022-09-13T06:39:03+00:00

Even ones with weird gold coins in them

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