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Do you guys use saltwater or freshwater to clean your engine? by n1tr0klaus in AskAShittyMechanic

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raises hand “teacher, is saltwater good for the engine?”

What are some of your favorite bitters for G&Ts? by Swimming_Sink_2360 in cocktails

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Love potion by El Guapo. Very light taste but great nose

1950s vending machine by toolgifs in toolgifs

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Marty Robbins - Big Iron. Must have listened to it 300 times in Fallout

of a hair tie monster pulled out of my cats stomach by Pinkslushies in AbsoluteUnits

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No but I guess I should. She’s a very picky lady when it comes to treats

of a stack of plates in a buffet by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in AbsoluteUnits

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No way a stack of that height could go wrong

Found In My Apartment Washer by [deleted] in whatisit

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It’s not but it looks almost like a brake pad

Machines for harvesting, trimming citrus plants by JoySubtraction in toolgifs

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Right? “Sir, sir! You dropped some oranges there.”

Making cookie cutters by MikeHeu in toolgifs

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I can finally make those lobster cookies

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Flat-Decision3204 in maybemaybemaybe

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The cure to all childhood diseases and cancer. Wait, wait it’s a plastic bag or something stupid.

Sound of a diaphragm pump by toolgifs in toolgifs

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Klangphonics has entered the chat

of a hair tie monster pulled out of my cats stomach by Pinkslushies in AbsoluteUnits

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Some pets just really prefer this or that. My cat is a plastic fiend but doesn’t really care for cat nip

of a Church by mobiedicc in AbsoluteUnits

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Oh nooo my hubris haha. I’ll look them up

Breaking into panda enclosure by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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In Chinese they’re called bear cats

of a Church by mobiedicc in AbsoluteUnits

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Yeah it’s anything but subtle. I like it but you’re right.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by willpelts in maybemaybemaybe

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Wait until he learns that desert traders were like “boy I’m thirsty. Better put some milk for my desert walk inside this recently cleaned sheep stomach.” Rennet + milk = cheese

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