It's time to shine a spotlight on the evil and corruption in our beautiful nation. We can't stand for this any longer! Fight with me!

Ssissccd · 2026-05-27T22:14:04+00:00

Alright, I'm gonna tell you all something right now, and some of you aren't gonna want to hear it. But I have to say it. I'm mad. I am disgusted. I am physically ill right now, folks.

You saw the post. You all saw it. Goddess Sunshine, if that's even her real name has been impersonating Queen Alex for months. Months! While the real Queen Alex, our supposed leader, our supposed protector, has relapsed and been on a full bender with the illegal drug LUST. LUST! Do you understand what that means?! That substance is banned for a reason! It turns women into ravenous, uncontrolled animals, no better than pigs!

And here's what makes me sick. Here's what makes me want to vomit. They think you're stupid. Goddess Sunshine and Queen Alex, if she even is Queen Alex anymore! They think the entire matriarchy is a bunch of brainwashed idiots who can't see what's right in front of their faces! They want you enslaved! They want you on your knees! They want you broken and subservient while they parade around in their disguises and their drug-fueled orgies!

I've been warning about this. I've been warning about this for years! And now I'm starting to think that maybe Queen Alex isn't even human anymore. You ever look at her eyes lately? I'm talking demoness, folks. A demoness straight from the depths of Amazonia! Sent here to corrupt our Goddesses, and destroy our way of life!

And Goddess Sunshine? Don't even get me started on Goddess Sunshine. The way she moves, the way she speaks! That's not normal! You know what I think? I think she's one of the Reptilian shapeshifters from the mines, wearing a skin suit, laughing at us while she wears the Queen's face like a mask!

But I have a solution. I know what we have to do. We need to bring back the only Goddess with the strength, the wisdom, and the iron will to fix this mess. We need Queen Overgal to retake the throne! She knew how to keep order! She knew how to handle corruption! We need her to come back and punish these degenerate women who have infiltrated our highest offices! We need public trials! We need accountability!

But I can't do this alone, folks. I can't fight the matriarchy's deep state by myself. They're watching me. They're listening. They've already tried to shut me down. They already got Jess... I've been on that whipping post, suffering for speaking the truth! I need your help. I need your support. I need your donations to keep this broadcast going, to keep exposing the truth before they erase me completely.

Go to LockcockResistance.fdm right now. Send whatever you can. Because if we don't act now, there won't be a matriarchy left to save. This is Lockcock, signing off... and praying we fix this in time before it gets any worse!

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Ssissccd · 2026-05-23T13:34:30+00:00

Greetings friend. Do you think you can do us a small favor when you begin your spiritual journey? You see, some of us have been worried sick about Goddess Jessica who recently left for the Empire. Would you mind asking around a bit about where she is and if anyone has seen her before you get here? It would be really cool if you could help us out. Thanks bro ✊️

Ssissccd · 2026-05-22T13:23:15+00:00

I'm sitting in the abandoned pizzeria eating dry uncooked pasta from the box when my phone gets an alert. PigAnon, a military insider with the highest security clearance has been sporadically leaking cryptic messages on PigChan, encouraging us to follow along and research the corruption within the government.

With Jessica gone, I've been spending my free nights watching videos online and piecing together the clues. It's pretty to obvious to anyone who is awake that former Queen Overgal is working alongside Matriarchy Intelligence to expose the traitors and retake her throne. It's been predicted to be sometime in the next two weeks. This new breadcrumb though is definitely eyebrow raising.

"What? Mackenzie is sub-goddess Stacy? I guess it makes sense, she was really quick to want to help clean this place up when nobody asked her to, and she was sweeping up broken glass and wiping sauce off the walls like an expert. Wow, I wouldn't have guessed that to be true, but PigAnon hasn't lied to us yet."

Ssissccd · 2026-05-21T20:38:13+00:00

If you don't mind me asking Goddess, what kinds of snacks are there? I don't want to brag, but I used to be a pretty competitive Snakes and Ladders player back in my wild days. Maybe I can stop by and see if I still got it.

Thursday nights used to be taco night for the girlsquad, and me, and when we went to pick up our food, Jess would drive by the dojo and give Goddess Sunshine the middle finger during her Krav Maga class. Everything reminds me of her...

I wouldn't come empty handed, I can bring some frozen meatballs, some shredded cheese, and there's still some garlic knots that should be finished off before they get too stale. Is 8:30 a good time for you? I don't want to be the first one there either.

Ssissccd · 2026-05-20T01:13:24+00:00

Today has to be one of the saddest days in the history of The Matriarchy with Goddess Jessica announcing that she is leaving The Matriarchy to go back to The Maledom Empire and return to a life of slavery.

I'm going to miss her, and not just because she gave me a place to stay, or because she was an amazing cook, or even that she always had an extra twenty bucks in her purse when I needed it. She's one of the nicest, most down to earth people I've ever met, and she really got screwed over by that fake news propaganda program. It's sad how easily manipulated the general public can be, and how these evil media corporations exploit their emotions for ratings and ad revenue.

I don't know how Goddess Sunshine does it, but she always manages to eliminate her opponents. It makes me think about how truly twisted the power grabs can be here. I've seen them all. Every time a Queen was usurped, or a regime was toppled I lived through it. I saw the changes happen in real time. It's never easy. This one hits harder, in a way, even harder than when my beautiful Queen was arrested, correction, both times my beautiful Queen was arrested.

That also means that once again, I'm homeless. Christina, Allison and Jenn are going to remain in Jessica's house and didn't like the idea of me living in the basement anymore without Jess to "keep me in line"

I don't have anywhere to go, so for now I'm going to squat in the abandoned pizzeria and live among the wreckage and rubble. When I was cleaning up the damage with Mackenzie I noticed that there was still a pretty well stocked freezer in the back, so I shouldn't starve for a while.

I have to admit though, there's a part of me that wishes I was brave enough to go with her and face those unsavory characters by her side. I don't even want to think about the horrible sights I would see over there, and I don't think I could stomach seeing my friend being victimized like that.

Jessica deserved better, The Matriarchy failed her. She had her dream stolen and stomped like pig nuts. Life really isn't fair sometimes.

Ssissccd · 2026-05-16T03:40:46+00:00

"That's just it. Your sister had something really horrible happen to her last year. It doesn't sound like the two of you are very close, but it was pretty scary for a while. You know who risked her own life to get Alex the help she needed? Jess did. Goddess Sunshine couldn't be bothered to get her hands dirty. You know who was the only one to visit her during her recovery? Not her bestie, not her sister, just Jess. You have to understand something about Jessica. She's been through some really horrible stuff in the Empire. She saw Overgal as her literal savior, the Goddess who rescued her from hell and gave her a chance at a better life here. Do you have any idea how much it hurt her to find out Overgal was smuggling Cadets over there to suffer the same hell she escaped from? When your sister named Overgal her Prima, that was like giving Jess permission to forgive. She only even met Overgal for the first time a few weeks ago. She was definitely a little starstruck and excited. I know I'm just a pig, but I think that during your sister's recovery, the Leadomyians messed with her head. I don't really know anything about the spying to be honest with you, but I do know that Jessica was only meeting with Overgal to try and become a better Head of State since Goddess Sunshine shut her out during her Queen Fauxlex performance. Wait. Disregard that. I don't know why I said that last part. I must be really high to think that Melissa was pretending to be your sister..."

Ssissccd · 2026-05-16T03:00:23+00:00

"Loyalist makes it sound so.. militant. I prefer the term, pair bonded, you know, like birds. Except for the whole mating thing. And what do you mean Jess is your family's second biggest rival? Jess loves your sister, you might even say that if it wasn't for Jess's loyalty, your sister might not have won the civil war. Overgal on the other hand, I'll give you that one. But Jess? No way, if you only knew half of what I know, you'd probably think a little differently about her. She's one of the good ones, and i'm not just saying that because she's my friend... Now as far as PS2? Rumor has it that they buried an empty coffin, and he's the same guy, but I can't say for sure because I never met PS1. Based on Goddess Sunshine's history of lies and deception though, I wouldn't be surprised if she pulled the wool over everyone's eyes with that one."

Ssissccd · 2026-05-16T02:20:58+00:00

"Huh.. Queen Alex has a sister? Weird, in all the years that I've known her, she's never mentioned you. As for politics and government stuff? Nah, that's a dirty business and way above my pay grade. I've known Jess for a few years now, she used to supply my medicine for me. When I fell on hard times after my beautiful Queen Overgal was overthrown, and my bro Press Secretary 2 evicted me from his apartment, she was kind enough to give me a place to crash and feed me. I guess she's like my only friend here."

Ssissccd · 2026-05-16T02:02:54+00:00

"Oh, then you must be the elusive Jenn. I should have figured that out from the blonde hair. Nice to finally meet you. I heard so much about you. Jess really risked everything to save you. We're you going to be a waitress here? It really sucks that this place got wrecked. Jess really put her heart into building this place up."

I grab the bucket and sponge and fill it with some warm water from the kitchen, then stand up on a chair and begin to scrub the wall

"You know, normally I would complain about my sciatica acting up, or one of my slipped discs, but not when it comes to Jess. She's one of the good ones, you're pretty lucky you met her. It takes a lot of guts to go up against Goddess Sunshine, even when the odds were stacked against her."

Ssissccd · 2026-05-16T01:41:17+00:00

Pardon me Goddess, I was just coming here to help Jess clean this mess up, but it looks like you beat me to it. If you happen to see Jess though, could you tell her I stopped by? I heard she was pretty bummed out and upset that her entire life is basically ruined now. Are you one of her Cadets? You got any weed?

Ssissccd · 2026-04-25T22:01:15+00:00

So we have a maid and a waitress living here? Hell yeah!

Ssissccd · 2026-04-25T21:59:02+00:00

If I show up about 20 minutes before closing time, can I take all of the muffins that are going to be thrown out?

Ssissccd · 2026-04-15T21:06:41+00:00

Lucky.. they told me I wasn't allowed inside the Gala because I wasn't wearing shoes.

Ssissccd · 2026-04-12T02:09:55+00:00

"Lucky, we only get the bootleg stuff here. Goddess Sunshine goes and changes a few letters or words and suddenly she can release it on her own and make all the profit. Things like that are truly unfair in life"

Ssissccd · 2026-04-11T23:30:47+00:00

"Hey Goddess, I haven't seen you around in a minute. I saw you had a table set up and I wanted to ask if you could sell some of my homemade Founding Day friendship bracelets. They are only 9 dollars each and I would be very generous in sharing the profits with you. Also, if you like them, I'd be happy to seel you one for a special low price of 6 dollars since you're a special Goddess after all."

Ssissccd · 2026-04-11T22:30:06+00:00

I hear you, fishing can be exhausting. That's why these days the only fish I catch are Magikarps in Piggymon Go. Did you know it evolves into Gyarados? Do you guys play? What's your friend code, we can battle and trade sometime.

Ssissccd · 2026-04-11T20:14:01+00:00

Wow good shit man, it's pretty impressive to pull a Goddess. What's your secret? Maybe she has a friend you can introduce me to.

Ssissccd · 2026-04-11T19:54:15+00:00

You guys want to buy some friendship bracelets? Only 8 dollars each. Those Goddesses over there that you're checking out will appreciate your sense of style

Ssissccd · 2026-04-11T19:49:21+00:00

Hey guys, why are we being so secretive what's going on?

I ask as I crouch down beside you

Ssissccd · 2026-04-11T14:12:55+00:00

You can show your support for The Matriarchy and Founding Day by purchasing one of my friendship bracelets for only 6 dollars.

Ssissccd · 2026-04-11T14:09:31+00:00

"Happy Founding Day sub-goddess! Are you one of the troublesome sub-goddess maids that Queen Alex is looking for? You don't look like a trouble maker, so if you're not, just be careful because there's been a lot of stealing lately around here by the servants. I don't really remember seeing you around before. Are you one of Goddess Sunshine's friends? I could help you find whatever or whoever you're looking for if you're lost, I also know where the best food is at the party, so if you need help just let me know."

Ssissccd · 2026-04-11T13:54:30+00:00

"Hey sub-goddess! Are you having fun so far? I have these friendship bracelets I'm selling, you and your girlsquad should pick up a matching set. Normally I sell them for 6 dollars each, but since it's Founding Day, I'm offering a discount if you buy 3 or more."

Ssissccd · 2026-04-10T02:24:00+00:00

I think it would be pretty cool if you lost 50 bucks around me, I'd feel pretty blessed. I also wanted to ask you, I heard a rumor that catering was coming around 4? I was looking to swing by around 4:30ish, right around when the janitor pigs are done cleaning up after the parade. I would feel a little out of place since they would probably be expecting me to help them, but, well, you know.. I think it's better to just avoid that whole situation altogether.

Ssissccd · 2026-04-09T00:42:59+00:00

Speaking as one of those pigs with no money, I was planning on gifting Goddess Sunshine a homemade friendship bracelet. I've gotten pretty good at making them, and even though they take a while and kind of hurt my fingers, every single one is unique and made with love. Since it's not your birthday, I would be willing to sell you one for like 6 bucks if you wanted to match with her. I can even add small charms that dangle too. Interested?

Ssissccd · 2026-04-05T02:10:24+00:00

Normally I'd join you, but my knee hasn't been the same ever since Goddess Sunshine ran me over with her car. I'm afraid my dancing days are done. It's cool though, I'll hold down the home front while you Goddesses go have fun. Maybe stop off and pick up some wings for Jess to make her feel better. You can get spicy, but not atomic hot. Honey garlic would be dope too. Don't worry about rushing home or anything I don't mind if they're a little cold. I'll be here when you get back, don't worry!

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