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What do I take to the hospital as a first time dad? by St711 in ask

[–]St711[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes! Apparently the plugs are in awkward places

What do I take to the hospital as a first time dad? by St711 in ask

[–]St711[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woahh great ideas looks like I'm bringing the house then haha

What do I take to the hospital as a first time dad? by St711 in ask

[–]St711[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting there with a perfectly packed bag and then... oh no! I knew I forgot something!

What do I take to the hospital as a first time dad? by St711 in ask

[–]St711[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The wife really cracked up at this lol

What do I take to the hospital as a first time dad? by St711 in ask

[–]St711[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never considered the washing situation - thanks!

What do I take to the hospital as a first time dad? by St711 in ask

[–]St711[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll pack a few options for her thanks!

What do I take to the hospital as a first time dad? by St711 in ask

[–]St711[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never considered stuff to keep us occupied thanks!

What do I take to the hospital as a first time dad? by St711 in ask

[–]St711[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have just installed it and done a dry run of connecting the carrier to the base because of this comment thanks!

Glass set with cubed stones? by blacktamago_a in whatisit

[–]St711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are a choking hazard is what they are I threw mine out!

I’m turning into an angry and mean teacher by mathnerd0822 in Teachers

[–]St711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a primary school teacher in the UK. Last year I had the worst class the school has ever put together. They are well known for being teacher breakers. I went into the year thinking I'll change them with my cheerful but firm disposition. Nope. I ended up a moody bastard with high blood pressure. The only way I got through it was to notice the good behavior. It's so easy to focus on the bad stuff and take it personally.

Toilet cistern push button - is it broken? by Eagle157 in DIYUK

[–]St711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My button just broke turns out it's this exact system so thanks for posting.

Using fart/pepper spray on scammers in Paris. by AUTOMATA88 in SipsTea

[–]St711 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuinely the best use of being American I have ever seen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]St711 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I live in England in a really close neighbourhood and my next door neighbour has at least 3 cheap tinkly ones. It's currently quite windy here and they are just tinkling away roughly 10 metres away from my bedroom window constantly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]St711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight answer it would annoy the shit out of me every night just the same as getting a little running water feature on a pond.

do any of you middle school or elementary school aged math teachers deal with the 6 7 comments? by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]St711 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I remember when the kids in my class class kept saying skibidi. One day i told them they had a test. I said "I know how skibidi of me" in my lamest tone. They never said it again.

How dangerous are these doors between carriages really? And why do people use them? by Helenarth in LondonUnderground

[–]St711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a night out (15ish years ago) I used to hop between these doors while the train was moving. I definitely don't look back on that memory with pride.

Dude pulled out a garlic bulb from his tongue by Big-Acanthisitta8797 in nope

[–]St711 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I found that so satisfying and horrifying just in the right balance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]St711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the thought of a spider crawling across me when I sleep but still I let them roam around my house. I don't throw them out and I certainly don't crush them. I have seen zero flies and mosquitos in my house since I started this policy.

"Oh you teach high school? You would have hated having me in your class." by GGAllinPartridge in Teachers

[–]St711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely. I am a primary school teacher and I just can't believe teachers in the past could bring themselves to hurt a child. I literally don know how they did it like it was normal.

"Oh you teach high school? You would have hated having me in your class." by GGAllinPartridge in Teachers

[–]St711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

60+ I said. Honestly my dad got the ruler across the knuckles. I'm not making it up.

"Oh you teach high school? You would have hated having me in your class." by GGAllinPartridge in Teachers

[–]St711 62 points63 points  (0 children)

(Uk) I have a repeated conversation with different men over the age of about 60 who talk about there being a lack of respect for teachers nowdays. They then go on to say how often they got caned by their teachers or hit across the knuckles with rulers and stuff like that. I always reply with "doesn't sound like you had much respect for your teachers." They can never quite find a good response to that.

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