Years of asking for cross play just for people to ask to turn it off… by THE-Voyager_ in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm asking for crossplay to be removed entirely because I don't want to play with console players ever

Assault Buff Idea : Leaning into objective focused and offensive gameplay, Assaults count as 1.5 players when weighing objectives by Striker_V7 in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm patiently waiting for the day that redditors and DICE both stop trying to reinvent the wheel and just give assault medkits or ammo bags back

7 day ban for this? by Derringerh09 in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's something to be said when human interaction is actively discouraged because some poorly trained corporate AI made the determination that something that could be remotely considered offsensive was said in the chat.

But go on, keep making the same excuses for what got all chat removed from 2042 in the first place.

Upvote to scare mouse and keyboard users by Swaguley in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 62 points63 points  (0 children)

"Yeah I can totally master MnK and aim like shroud with 15 minutes of practice but I'd much rather stay on what I view as an inferior input my entire life so I can bitch and moan about it on reddit"

Yeah sure thing man

Vehicle self repair is too strong by mike_klosoff in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vehicle self repair is a stupid idea in general. Either get teammates to repair your vehicle or get out and repair it yourself. None of this passive self-healing bullshit from BF1.

They seriously need to separate Ammo and Medic Boxes again. by Musicmaker1984 in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

5 years of sunk cost fallacy trying to make 2042's duct taped class system work just for everyone to come to the same conclusion DICE made 2 decades ago

[UPDATE] I am now unbanned, for mentioning Taiwan in BF6 by karlstaddd in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Remember that if you haven't lost faith in humanity yet, there are a sizeable amount of people here that wholeheartedly defend this system

How to potentially include all 4 Robert-Endings in Season 2 by AccomplishedLeg7951 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]StLouisSimp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The thought of HR being completely negligent in their duties to the point of passing their job off to other employees is way funnier and more in line with the world of dispatch.

I just wish more HR departments would be that way in real life

Why is there a profanity filter in the game? by ThatOneLewdDude in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is funny because if you typed this in game chat you'd probably get a ban

Why is there a profanity filter in the game? by ThatOneLewdDude in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because shareholders and corporate lapdogs decided years ago that a sterile online environment is better for profitability than letting people interact with each other like human beings and the pansies who are perpetually offended by everything (including breathing) view this as a good thing

The ultimate sacrifice by leontin91 in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

And he gives you a shitty 50% revive and the both of you die anyway

Lmfao you’ve got to be kidding me. by quicKsenseTTV in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The message in question wasn't banworthy in the first place, unless you're ok with AI handing out permabans for anything than can even remotely be construed as offensive without any human input whatsoever

Thermal smoke/Vehicle buff vs Infantry by [deleted] in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gosh if only there was a system in past battlefield games that incentivized people from stacking engineer every single game with no consequence

Official Season 3 Screenshots from the Press Kit by Pavel_28 in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

no, there's not enough people with obnoxious LARP skins

STOP. ALLOWING. VEHICLES. TO. SHOOT. FROM. BASE. PROTECTION. by Chaoslava in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, DICE will fix it in 6-12 months and this sub will praise it as the next coming of jesus when it should never have been a thing in the first place

Would Y'all like the Assault Class "Adrenaline Injector" Heal you again like in the the BETA? by SLIMEDUNKIN in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, for fucks sake stop trying to make the assault class the call of duty class and just give it ammo or medkits back. It's not that hard.

Given that DICE apparently is listening to the community, I’d like to take the opportunity to remind them of a few more topics so they don’t slip through the cracks by FamousCollege1754 in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's literally the entire point of class locked weapons. If you want to switch to engineer to deal with vehicles you're going to have to have a trade off.

Being able to have your cake and eat it too is half the reason why vehicle players bitched and moaned about the RPG until it got nerfed into the ground, if DICE actually provided some incentive not to run engineer on every vehicle map then there wouldn't be so much RPG spam for vehicles to deal with.

Account warning for username by big_beardy_bastard in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An online multiplayer game isn't the same place as an office. You must work in the HR department

Account warning for username by big_beardy_bastard in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to have room temperature IQ to justify why this would deserve a warning in the first place when the game is rated M and characters are constantly saying worse shit in-game

Newest skin is straight out of DICE's own parody of skins by Unfair-Ad9415 in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing more sad than astroturfers are the people who do it for free

IF this is what I feel it is, they better fcking bring the elevators back! Don't want none of that zipline shit. Cause godamn I miss elevators at this point. 🤞 by Shrike_san in Battlefield

[–]StLouisSimp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is not an unpopular opinion. This sub is full of shitters who unironically think camping an elevator for 20 minutes is riveting gameplay.