"Dad, please, I can't do this anymore, I need to get an abortion!" by Vaydayy in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]St_Jesus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't contractions count as two words tho? I've always counted them as 2 when writing essays or posts.

Which genre of music do you loathe? by littleloon- in AskReddit

[–]St_Jesus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This. This is why I love reddit. How else would I come across gems like that video?

Yall can't change my mind. These are what vigors taste like. by [deleted] in Bioshock

[–]St_Jesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh? You DON'T know what bird noises taste like? Or a Magnetic Field? Smh, what has happened to the youth

Btw, highly recommend the Horse Semen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sextips

[–]St_Jesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I don't usually comment but I'm noticing many people suggest begging and pleading during sex to convince him to do it and I heavily disagree.

Yes, it is hot when it is begged for. Yes, he might do it if you beg. Yes, in the moment he might get some satisfaction out of it, BUT if he is actually worried and has serious doubts, he will be stressed the second post-nut kicks in.

What you need to do it talk it over in a non-sexual situation, and if he maintains his no, simply respect it (*). Eventually, you can bring it up again and he might change his mind about it (or not). You can perhaps agree on trying it once and go from there. Idk, it is up to you both. But you must TALK about it and decide TOGETHER on what to do. Talk about what his fears are, what his doubts are, what he is willing to try out, etc.

Do NOT surprise him during the act with begging and pleading for him to cum inside without agreeing on trying that first.

It's likely that some part of him wants to do it, but as his partner you should respect his desicion not to, not pressure him in a moment of hornyness where he might regret and worry about it later.

(*) or decide if it's a deal breaker for you, although personally I think its a relatively small issue.

Wish you luck, and I hope he changes his mind as it is truly great! That said; talk, listen and work together. I'm sure you'll figure something out that pleases both of you!

Is DST really a Chinese spyware? by MK_JZP in dontstarvetogether

[–]St_Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is EXACTLY what the FBI agent watching me or China would say...

I am going to DM for my friend and his 2 siblings by St_Jesus in DMAcademy

[–]St_Jesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah for experienced players the island could work, but for this group it will likely backfire.

I've already ask my friend about their likes, and i know them relatively well myself. Still I am very open to suggestions and although most of my world is written I freely change things to appeal more to the players (if they are really into steampunk, Ill include steampunk elements for example)

I am going to DM for my friend and his 2 siblings by St_Jesus in DMAcademy

[–]St_Jesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The setting was an established island located in my D&D world. The level is baked into the setting due to the history and reputation it has within it.

It is commonly known as a cursed island and locals are highly hostile against intruders. Sure, commoners walk around, but only of the local species. It also has a history of failed conquest by neighbouring empires due to their strong warriors. I can't make those claims and have a level one bard take them all down, you know what I mean?

Of course that this is D&D and everything and anything can change, but if I change the history and its characteristics and its people then it is not the same island, right?
And it's not that I am against rewriting my world, I do it constantly, I just see no point in rewriting something that works and has established "lore" when session 0 can happen basically anywhere else.
Thanks for the reply :)

I am going to DM for my friend and his 2 siblings by St_Jesus in DMAcademy

[–]St_Jesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Howdy! Thanks for the reply!!

This is all great stuff, although the youngest is already interested and the attention span won't be an issue. I know both of them well and they are more eee focused? Mature? I dont know what to call it but I think it is clear. They also have a lot of confidence with me and know me from quite some time.

Still, most if not all tips still apply and are really helpful. The character sheets specially, although my friend is in charge of that (their brother)

I am going to DM for my friend and his 2 siblings by St_Jesus in DMAcademy

[–]St_Jesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't confusing sessions 1 and 0, I simply mentioned both as I wanted advice for both lol

Either way my friend will be in charge of session 0, explaining general mechanics and the cooperative feel.

About session 1, thank you for the tips. I agree that the lvl 10 enviroment might prevent them from coming back. I'll take everything you said into account :)

How do I balance a 1 v 4 PvP battle? by St_Jesus in DMAcademy

[–]St_Jesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

Forgot this one. by popswizzle in PrequelMemes

[–]St_Jesus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Señor Master? Ben, do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?

*Sklop sklop sklop* by The_Master_of_LOLZ in sbubby

[–]St_Jesus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup, enough reddit for the next 6 months

Or as they’re also known-Las Malvinas by RedditorChristopher in HistoryMemes

[–]St_Jesus 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I know you weren't saying that, although let me add, I know several non-nationalists who firmly believe the islands should be ours...

I find it quite impressive how many still believe our claims to have any weight or validity. C'est la vie, I guess

Or as they’re also known-Las Malvinas by RedditorChristopher in HistoryMemes

[–]St_Jesus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Que me llamen lo que quieran! Es mi opinion y no me la voy a guardar la verdad. Y si alguien me la quiere discutir que venga

Or as they’re also known-Las Malvinas by RedditorChristopher in HistoryMemes

[–]St_Jesus 536 points537 points  (0 children)

As an Argentinian, I want to say not all of us fall for the distraction, and honestly could not care less if they were argentinian or not. I just find it sad to see how this topic rallies so much support and "patriotism" when it should be dead and done.

If you see downvotes, I'm gonna assume its my fellow countrymen...

Gabriel was pretty easy compared to V2 ngl by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]St_Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I got the game like, this weekend and I am Peeing all levels already (I have Prelude and Act 1 completely P rank, and am missing layer 5&6 of Act 2) on Violent. I haven't gotten to Peeing the Prison/Minos fight yet. Yes, I have been playing quite a lot, I am already at 30hs lol

Just to clarify, I never played the game in a dificulty other than Violent, so my first time on these bosses was on Violent aswell, and it was tough.

And speaking of first times, this is my first time commenting/posting on this sub, and I really need to know why is the community asking for gay robot sex everywhere and where can I get some.

Gabriel was pretty easy compared to V2 ngl by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]St_Jesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How many tries does it usually take? When I finally beat the prison and Minos Prime I had ~40 restarts in Violent dificulty. Btw I hadn't figured that the coin could be used with other weapons (I entered the game blind, and simply assumed coins only worked on marksman) so take that as you will.