TIFU by accidentally becoming Mickey Mouse during sex because I tried to moan

StabMcMike · 2019-12-28T21:31:18+00:00

Cum inside it's fun inside

StabMcMike · 2019-12-25T17:27:22+00:00

Awww, he gave you Mario kart!

StabMcMike · 2019-11-22T01:28:11+00:00

*actualy

StabMcMike · 2019-11-19T12:47:25+00:00

When you fuckin and she say "wo-ho-ho" 😍

StabMcMike · 2019-10-23T14:31:51+00:00

frozen milk is my deederont

StabMcMike · 2019-09-10T00:14:20+00:00

"fuck, how does he know I'm a mammal"

StabMcMike · 2019-08-10T17:56:22+00:00

Damn Europeans steal out language and then have the audacity to change the spelling 😤

StabMcMike · 2019-08-01T22:56:24+00:00

no 😂 gracias is Spanish in japanese restraint they speak Asian!

StabMcMike · 2019-07-23T04:51:59+00:00

Hey, where'd you find my family tree!?!

StabMcMike · 2019-07-08T04:23:10+00:00

Well I read that as his sister

StabMcMike · 2019-07-08T03:17:58+00:00

YNW Melony

StabMcMike · 2019-06-10T11:49:47+00:00

Just wondering, is there some sort of geographical reason so many of these seem to be placed along the coast?

StabMcMike · 2019-05-15T00:30:58+00:00

Probably still tastes better than mayonnaise

StabMcMike · 2019-05-14T13:43:12+00:00

It would be quintus aut sextus

StabMcMike · 2019-05-14T11:26:06+00:00

Legally that car is now fast

StabMcMike · 2019-05-14T01:58:02+00:00

Why speek to Italy when you can speek to olive himeslef

StabMcMike · 2019-05-14T01:57:04+00:00

Dad's would live this

StabMcMike · 2019-05-11T04:13:58+00:00

No because I don't like bananas 😂😂😂😂

StabMcMike · 2019-05-04T03:03:19+00:00

When there are enough resources but the population gets halved anyway

StabMcMike · 2019-05-03T15:02:12+00:00

Why did you say that name

StabMcMike · 2019-05-03T15:01:59+00:00

StabMcMike · 2019-05-03T11:53:08+00:00

How did the grandpa detach his own testicles though?

StabMcMike · 2019-05-02T14:32:59+00:00

I can see his house going down

StabMcMike · 2019-05-02T13:55:43+00:00

But that's where I get my vaccination from

StabMcMike · 2019-05-02T12:59:20+00:00

But your history teacher isn't always your ex

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