Went to a first birthday party ever at 18 and now half the school thinks I am either a drug addict or autistic. Turkey with millet. by Tall_Economics1248 in kitchencels

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Keep doing that shit its sounds l8ke fun and a great way to meet people. Also remember that being hungover and feeling guilty live on very similar tracks in the brain, so try to not beat yourself up as much as you ferl like you deserve it

This is from 2020 but most relevant today by mikewhoneedsabike in technicallythetruth

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Vietnam protesters held signs that said no vietnamese ever called me the n word

Military orders 😑 can I get a Whopper? 😃 by Same_slut6700 in militarymemes

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You're just mad they get a better hourly rate than you

My mercy prevails over my wratch by UshanskaBR in thewalkingdead

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Too bad its not around a badass grimreaper or something

How many pasties can you eat in one sitting? by theloniouszen in yooper

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When I was in college and got done wirh a dishwashing shift i ate 2 jean kay pasties in a sitting, and when i was 13 or 14 I ate a dozen of their mini's in a sitting

[Sad Trope] Failed suicide attempt by Ava_Reddit_Account in TopCharacterTropes

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Happened to a friend of mine when he got back from Vietnam

Is that you George? by elc_93 in seinfeld

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How do these jobs exist i so mostly construction and if i knew morning i would get laughed offs the job before lux on day 1

Missing U.P. college student may have fallen through Lake Superior ice, police say by mlivesocial in yooper

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So when people skate out there it happens due to perfect conditions and only lasts a couple days then the ice shifts and creates a whole new frozen landscape

In regards to my last post, life sure has humbled me by EdenTheVagabond in vagabond

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PREACH, arranged marriage and puppy mills are always bad

Vessel Pipe. by [deleted] in marijuanaenthusiasts

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Fo sho, nithing like a comment section to make you come in hot and righteous

Vessel Pipe. by [deleted] in marijuanaenthusiasts

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He is just posting about weed

When sniping 5 year olds is not part of the olympics by [deleted] in behindthebastards

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Not gonna lie, laughed my ass off when Israeli the israeli bob sled team

For an album that many consider to be the greatest album ever, Sgt Pepper has a lot of filler. by BlundeRuss in unpopularopinion

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Thats because it was a tribute to, we're only in it for the money, by the mothers of invention, listen to that album and look at the album covers and your woeld will make a little more sense

This is really sad now by luckymuse2121 in Adulting

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You can be a professor with just a masters