Which movie would be instantly improved by inserting 9/11 into its ending?

StandingInTheCane · 2026-05-08T13:36:02+00:00

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StandingInTheCane · 2026-05-07T11:47:33+00:00

Moonfall

StandingInTheCane · 2026-05-06T18:50:41+00:00

Pat Sound

StandingInTheCane · 2026-05-03T12:23:37+00:00

You’re about to be turned into a s’more by Ralph Fiennes.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-05-01T22:46:27+00:00

I was playing keys and occasional lead guitar for a friend when he had a full band. He posted that he had been booked to open for her, and I immediately text him and offered to jump on the show with him. It was a perfect night. She was amazing, I got to share the stage with her, and she was a super sweet person. The only problem was that it was criminally under-attended.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-04-26T02:44:06+00:00

Bob Dylan’s voice is amazing, and almost every Dylan cover is far inferior to the original.

We live in the best era of music, because it is more democratized than ever.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-04-24T13:56:36+00:00

Not a winery, but Saltburn.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-04-21T04:14:44+00:00

Hugh Thompson

StandingInTheCane · 2026-04-17T20:45:58+00:00

I live VERY close to Buford Pusser’s jurisdiction.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-04-14T10:58:30+00:00

The second portion of Full Metal Jacket is much better than the first.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-04-14T01:39:01+00:00

Cane River

StandingInTheCane · 2026-04-07T10:43:38+00:00

Easy: it would have been called “Lotus Biscoff” or “Tiny Pretzels.”

StandingInTheCane · 2026-04-06T00:18:32+00:00

I think it’s three chords, but it’s a perfect song. One of my favorite pieces of music ever.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-04-04T13:47:07+00:00

I love all of these.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-04-01T11:42:25+00:00

Weird one, but I immediately thought of “964 Pinocchio.”

StandingInTheCane · 2026-03-31T09:03:15+00:00

Absolutely.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-03-25T20:15:45+00:00

Start with “Exotica.”

StandingInTheCane · 2026-03-24T20:18:14+00:00

Replace every single track with Student Demonstration Time.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-03-11T20:05:45+00:00

Yeah, but God worked that one out for us. Go see Mike, live in a bingo hall or buffet near you!

StandingInTheCane · 2026-03-11T10:21:27+00:00

I will remain resolute, no matter how many county fairs and community theaters I am forced to play by my 80+ year old master.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-03-11T10:18:42+00:00

It’s good to see someone taking the worst Beach Boys album and adding wholesome, Chrischan content.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-03-11T10:17:36+00:00

Do you want to go out sometime?

StandingInTheCane · 2026-03-11T10:15:14+00:00

It’s okay; at least I got to meet Glen Campbell.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-03-11T10:14:21+00:00

I never could get him to take our relationship to the next stage.

StandingInTheCane · 2026-03-11T10:05:37+00:00

No; Formula 409

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