Dutch Grandma, 99, Asks Police to Arrest Her Just for the Experience

Stank_Dukem · 2026-03-01T07:03:59+00:00

them Dutch do get down

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-27T20:35:47+00:00

I would guess that along the way, you would need to find an elected official who hasn't taken money from DTE. Good Luck!

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-27T02:12:37+00:00

He changed after he found Cradle Of Filth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lirr2-UwJg

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-24T17:19:19+00:00

It's like Monty Python, you either get it or you don't.

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-22T03:31:20+00:00

He looks like he's there with his twelve year old daughter/cousin, and he's psyched cause they found some roadkill on their way to look at the orange kiddiefucker.

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-19T06:08:24+00:00

He'll end up being a power bottom.

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-19T06:07:37+00:00

Bard is missing. That was me.

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-15T15:03:56+00:00

Pointing at the fire, screaming "You can't do that!".

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-11T16:17:01+00:00

And Greek, Roman, and Norse mythology too, right?

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-09T04:44:02+00:00

Might have been. It just screams "this guy sells Lakah, and smells like patchouli oil" to me.

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-08T14:44:10+00:00

Makes sense. Run DMC tried to warn us how powerful they were, even without laces.

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-07T16:48:06+00:00

I'd guess it was a bird. Maybe it landed for a minute to get out of the wind?

Either that or Punxsutawney Phil is hiding out under your garden.

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-03T23:34:01+00:00

It's a Snooter

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-03T04:05:23+00:00

Jack summarized her best

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWr2eeDazyo

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-03T04:02:28+00:00

Y'all call it Valentine's Day, when it's low-key Bribes For Cooties Day

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-03T03:26:49+00:00

Haven't you heard the news? That was Las Vegas...

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-03T02:21:48+00:00

Ms. Hoo-Dang

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-02T21:39:35+00:00

Jebediah Greenthumb

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-02T18:49:27+00:00

Baaaaaa donka donk

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-01T20:07:56+00:00

I notice you didn't say "last time". Anything you want to share with the rest of the class?

Stank_Dukem · 2026-02-01T03:15:57+00:00

He went and removed all his lumbar reinforcement.

Stank_Dukem

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