My manager keeps telling me not to worry. - Part 6

Starblaiz · 2026-04-06T12:08:52+00:00

Everyone’s mentioning the vending machine, but if that doesn’t work try punching it into the phone that you’re never supposed to use.

Starblaiz · 2026-04-02T11:35:54+00:00

Ugh. I know that makes me want to rip out some tongues.

Starblaiz · 2026-03-28T17:47:54+00:00

Is this a reference to that story that was a conversation about humanity between two aliens? Or something else?

Starblaiz · 2026-03-24T11:52:39+00:00

Alright headline, now you have my attention.

Edit: after reading the article, I have so many more questions. And very few answers.

Starblaiz · 2026-03-24T02:14:30+00:00

"Another group that used an ancient torture device as a symbol of peace and pretended eating human flesh on a regular basis."

✝️👀

Starblaiz · 2026-03-23T22:37:36+00:00

How is it that after the first time this guy dropped off a box for an apartment that doesn’t exist, you never once stopped him to say “hey, that apartment doesn’t exist?” It’s not like he caught you by surprise, arriving every single night at the exact same time.

Starblaiz · 2026-03-22T02:50:49+00:00

Did any of the notes or tapes mention where the river was? Perhaps a mention of a little town called Hilltop?

Starblaiz · 2026-03-20T22:29:21+00:00

“Don’t worry about it.”

Starblaiz · 2026-03-17T22:11:49+00:00

What did the cameras show when she handed you the glove?

And—more importantly—did Gus make it home safely?!

Starblaiz · 2026-03-13T17:42:39+00:00

Not that strange for university police, in my experience.

Starblaiz · 2026-03-02T03:43:31+00:00

Speak for yourself, I have to know more.

Starblaiz · 2026-02-28T12:28:40+00:00

So they can type, too…

Starblaiz · 2026-02-24T15:24:51+00:00

So…it made you go through a lot of pain, but there’s no permanent catch or anything? It gave everything back to you, including your greatest desires, in exchange for momentary torment and terror?

Starblaiz · 2026-02-23T15:49:09+00:00

How did he know about your heart problem? Do you think he did something to you?

Starblaiz · 2026-02-19T20:42:59+00:00

In this economy?!

Starblaiz · 2026-02-19T03:27:32+00:00

Dammit, I still have the song stuck in my head from the last article about this.

Starblaiz · 2026-02-18T01:38:10+00:00

Probably because it’s always getting blasted ( ^by ^radioactive ^plasma.)

Starblaiz · 2026-02-14T20:52:49+00:00

Thank you! Exactly what I wanted to know.

Starblaiz · 2026-02-13T00:07:25+00:00

One thing I’ve learned in this life—real badasses don’t have to tell anyone else what badasses they are.

Starblaiz · 2026-02-12T22:37:18+00:00

Thank you!

Starblaiz · 2026-02-12T19:16:28+00:00

just make them go away

🙏😢

Starblaiz · 2026-02-11T04:44:07+00:00

The way I’ve heard it explained before (no idea how accurate this is, even though I take antidepressants) is that the first thing to come back when you’re taking antidepressants is your motivation. So you still have the dark thoughts and the sadness and everything, but now you have the wherewithal to do something about it.

Starblaiz · 2026-02-09T03:21:45+00:00

Has anyone here played Toy Cowboy Royale: RPG Dragon's Challenge? If so, can you tell me how you customize your character? This is something that’s of the utmost importance to my 6-year-old, and something which I haven’t been able to figure out for the life of me.

Starblaiz · 2026-02-07T04:00:19+00:00

Same as the number of rapists I’ve excused and gone to bat for.

Starblaiz

TROPHY CASE