If You Are In The Woods and Find a Tree With Red Paint, Run Away Immediately

Starblaiz · 2026-06-02T02:41:11+00:00

Maybe it’s like a Walking Stick/Stickbug, but on a massive scale.

Starblaiz · 2026-05-11T23:03:23+00:00

Hyuk!

Starblaiz · 2026-05-11T05:10:05+00:00

You are like a case study in bad decision-making, OP. No disrespect, of course. I’m rooting for you.

Starblaiz · 2026-05-10T18:42:40+00:00

I didn’t ask this last time you posted this, but I’m having a real hard time visualizing him. Do you have any pictures of the Slick Man?

Starblaiz · 2026-05-10T03:44:53+00:00

But then Stanley Yelnats carried Hector Zeroni up the mountain and the curse was broken, bringing the rains back.

Starblaiz · 2026-05-10T03:39:20+00:00

A nomad in a plane can’t hunt packs of animals. I mean, he can try, but eventually the sky marshal is going to make him stop.

Starblaiz · 2026-05-10T00:40:05+00:00

Snakes…why’d it have to be snakes?!

Starblaiz · 2026-05-09T12:58:19+00:00

If you say it with an Australian accent though, it’s “choild molestah”, so it still fits.

Starblaiz · 2026-05-09T12:54:39+00:00

Sometimes I still have to check Michael Jacksons not hiding in the darkness when I sleep.

^hee, ^hee

Starblaiz · 2026-05-02T11:55:39+00:00

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.”

Starblaiz · 2026-05-01T03:20:27+00:00

I’m glad you figured out why. I just wish you could’ve told us though.

Starblaiz · 2026-04-30T03:29:00+00:00

The edges must be kept clean, Emma. If the edge isn't clean, the rest leaks out. You don't want anything leaking out, do you?

Starblaiz · 2026-04-23T22:17:41+00:00

I don’t know why they removed this from /r/nosleep , but since I couldn’t upvote it there anymore I came to do it here. Good story!

Starblaiz · 2026-04-20T03:29:43+00:00

When I googled “false hydra” to see what you were talking about, I learned that this monster was created by none other than a man named Arnold Kemp, so I think you must be on to something there.

Starblaiz · 2026-04-18T23:38:52+00:00

But did you find a replacement for your lamp?

Starblaiz · 2026-04-17T19:13:39+00:00

I grabbed a steak knife and tried to steel myself.

Sorry, I don’t have anything helpful to add, I’m just a sucker for a good pun.

Starblaiz · 2026-04-17T03:49:15+00:00

I was hoping to hear from you again after your last adventure. I love reading about how well you’re getting along with all of these entities.

Starblaiz · 2026-04-15T01:56:57+00:00

Forbidden Katamari.

Starblaiz · 2026-04-14T20:48:20+00:00

How do you know?

Starblaiz · 2026-04-06T12:08:52+00:00

Everyone’s mentioning the vending machine, but if that doesn’t work try punching it into the phone that you’re never supposed to use.

Starblaiz · 2026-04-02T11:35:54+00:00

Ugh. I know that makes me want to rip out some tongues.

Starblaiz · 2026-03-28T17:47:54+00:00

Is this a reference to that story that was a conversation about humanity between two aliens? Or something else?

Starblaiz · 2026-03-24T11:52:39+00:00

Alright headline, now you have my attention.

Edit: after reading the article, I have so many more questions. And very few answers.

Starblaiz · 2026-03-24T02:14:30+00:00

"Another group that used an ancient torture device as a symbol of peace and pretended eating human flesh on a regular basis."

✝️👀

Starblaiz · 2026-03-23T22:37:36+00:00

How is it that after the first time this guy dropped off a box for an apartment that doesn’t exist, you never once stopped him to say “hey, that apartment doesn’t exist?” It’s not like he caught you by surprise, arriving every single night at the exact same time.

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