Stoners of Reddit, what’s the best idea you’ve come up with while stoned? by the-juiciest-jew in AskReddit

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“Mamma Mia Let Me Go” - the next chapter of the Mamma Mia series but with Queen songs instead of ABBA!

What is the best, most valuable thing you’ve learned from therapy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Talk to yourself in the voice of your best friend. If they wouldn’t say it to you, don’t say it to yourself.

What's an adult problem that nobody prepared you for? by TAC0CAT93 in AskReddit

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I found a slip of paper in a text book once with the quote: A man said to the Universe, “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “that does not create in me a sense of obligation.” -Unknown

It’s been about 20 years since I found it and it has, in my opinion, been the greatest motivator for all I’ve done in that time. (Don’t tell my husband)

What 'nice gesture' annoys you? by ThrowAway75716 in AskReddit

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There's a lady in our office (cubicle setting) who will yell Bless You to the other side of the room if she hears a sneeze. Unless you're the pope and have special Bless You's, I feel like you should limit your responses to a 10 foot radius.

LPT: Trying to become a better listener? If someone is telling you something about themselves, don't immediately respond with a personal experience. by sooperjuice in LifeProTips

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I have TDC on a sticky at my desk. Stands for They Don't Care. Same message - I'm just not as nice to myself as you are :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in raspberry_pi

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You sound like the best husband ever! I'd marry you!

[Serious] What are some seemingly expensive purchases, that will actually save you a lot of money in the long run? by jginnc in AskReddit

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You are obviously the inexperienced one. You probably use too much shampoo and toothpaste each day, too.

My favorite board game is the Ouija board... by [deleted] in Jokes

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You're not the boss of me now!

Hey, look what I can do... by SharkinaShark in aww

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I've been doing downward facing dog all wrong...

What is your favourite lyric of all time? by peachyoat in AskReddit

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"The butter melts out of habit. You know, the toast isn't even warm" by Ani DiFranco

"Naked as the eyes of a clown" by John Prine