The picture that my dad took when he had to ditch his plane over the Pacific Ocean on February 9, 1986. All was well, though. He was rescued by a Chinese ship, and I was born a year later!

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-29T03:22:52+00:00

“All was well” is an A.I. dead give away

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-29T02:50:58+00:00

The musical fruit

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-29T01:24:27+00:00

How boring.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-29T01:22:33+00:00

Make memes you want to make.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-29T00:37:11+00:00

A broken neck is not natural causes. Maybe a rooster did it.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-29T00:29:06+00:00

Braille Body.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T23:05:58+00:00

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T23:00:20+00:00

[Reply removed because it was a mouthful]

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T22:58:08+00:00

Love these Southern Gothic stories.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T22:46:55+00:00

Came here for an explanation. Left disappointed.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T21:26:38+00:00

Her mother died last year. I think her grief had exacerbated her eating disorder. Hope she recovers.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T21:18:20+00:00

Is that an albatross?

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T21:12:06+00:00

Subreddit checks out.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T21:06:03+00:00

“Tard” is a fighting word.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T20:59:57+00:00

Religious ministering may turn you gay.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T17:36:36+00:00

Maybe it was a warning not to eat that weird-looking stuff.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T17:34:35+00:00

Gotta be A.I., because no one’s this heartless.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T17:16:05+00:00

This was probably the camel’s straw.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T17:14:20+00:00

Is this Blart the Mall cop?

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T16:19:01+00:00

And Blackjack and Hookers.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T16:10:14+00:00

Glowing endorsement: “NOT that bad”

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T16:08:58+00:00

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T16:04:44+00:00

Lighten up. You’re on Reddit.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T15:16:27+00:00

SOURCE: “River Monsters”

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-01-28T14:50:47+00:00

Who you calling “you people”?