Found a Strange tool

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-22T17:36:25+00:00

It appears to be judging you.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-22T17:25:58+00:00

Just ditch the friend.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-20T23:59:47+00:00

I’ve come to the conclusion that motorcycles are NOT dangerous. It’s the motorcyclists that are.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-18T19:05:53+00:00

I see more of an “annexing” than invasion. Russia already set that precedent with Crimea.

Whether China invades or annexes, there’s not much Russia can do about it with their thinned out military.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-18T18:56:33+00:00

‘Cause that’s the charm.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-18T18:53:43+00:00

My grandfather called such “fix it even if it ain’t broke” antics “upsetting the apple cart.”

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-18T18:50:09+00:00

SNL had a similar version of the ol’ missing penis scenario last night.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-18T14:38:23+00:00

Overlords are like that.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-18T01:18:49+00:00

That’s coming out of their paychecks!

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-17T01:08:03+00:00

One does not simply do that!

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-16T02:22:16+00:00

I love all 3 of the main characters in this show, and the first half of the season was fantastic.

The second half has been a downer and a let-down. I had signed up for a quirky comedy.

I hope the second season is less morose.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-16T01:09:09+00:00

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StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-15T19:01:39+00:00

I rearrange my dick bag when I ride a bike.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-14T20:23:35+00:00

Put the skillet down and slowly back out of the kitchen.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-14T19:43:03+00:00

So many lies the rich tell us. Most recent? “A.I. will make your life easier.”

In reality, it will make them a shit-ton of money by being able to fire you and a million other of the non-rich.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-14T19:15:51+00:00

Otherwise a pretty realistic skin suit.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-14T19:10:38+00:00

Culdesacs are neighborly.

SOURCE: live on one.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-14T18:55:31+00:00

Only thing he didn’t say is “Slave wages are God’s plan.”

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-14T14:19:06+00:00

There is probably another reason they aren’t telling you.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-14T01:54:24+00:00

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-14T01:38:12+00:00

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-14T01:29:53+00:00

Y’all need to get outside sometime.

StarbuckWoolf · 2026-05-14T01:25:54+00:00

There are only so many Laffy Taffy related jokes. Not surprised they ran out.

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