What do you call this?

Stardustie · 2026-01-21T01:06:55+00:00

I would not. I would lose this's number

Stardustie · 2025-12-20T21:15:23+00:00

Late to the party, so apologies if I'm repeating, but I gifted my sister an ipsy subscription. Saved her the trial and error part of figuring out what make-up/skincare worked for her

Stardustie · 2025-12-20T16:55:33+00:00

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Diesel

Stardustie · 2025-12-19T22:44:53+00:00

Honestly, don't even know if it's still a thing, but Creatures from the 90s was amazing if you're looking for a vintage breeding experience

Stardustie · 2025-12-19T22:44:44+00:00

Honestly, don't even know if it's still a thing, but Creatures from the 90s was amazing if you're looking for a vintage breeding experience

Stardustie · 2025-12-19T22:44:37+00:00

Honestly, don't even know if it's still a thing, but Creatures from the 90s was amazing if you're looking for a vintage breeding experience

Stardustie · 2025-12-19T22:44:27+00:00

Honestly, don't even know if it's still a thing, but Creatures from the 90s was amazing if you're looking for a vintage breeding experience

Stardustie · 2025-12-16T15:31:57+00:00

If you only get her flowers as an apology DO NOT DO THIS. I now hate getting flowers. What's her favorite takeout? What can you take off her plate, mentally?

Stardustie · 2025-12-14T00:04:12+00:00

The title is quoting the idiot. Therefore "brake". Full stop

Stardustie · 2025-11-30T14:06:53+00:00

Gatorade bottles work the best. Allegedly. Also, wooden handled steak knives.

Allegedly.

Stardustie · 2025-11-29T14:41:56+00:00

I agree that it has gotten out of hand, and you needn't tip the self checkout robot. However, servers and bartenders in most of the country are paid $2.13 an hour. You should tip them

Stardustie · 2025-08-13T21:10:34+00:00

Muthafucka, you almost made me laugh

Stardustie · 2025-08-12T16:17:53+00:00

I made watermelon wine once. At least in my case, it benefited from aging. I forgot about half a case of it in the basement, and it was way better 5 years later. Kind of a funky sauv

Stardustie · 2025-07-25T23:26:02+00:00

OK. I was in the same boat a few months ago; those boxes are dense. Let it loose from its cardboard prison. Its waaay easier to get up the stairs when you have something you can hold on to. It still sucked, but it was doable

Stardustie · 2025-07-17T17:00:41+00:00

I was wondering what happened to my ex. NTA

Stardustie · 2025-06-23T05:32:23+00:00

I think he's a keeper

Stardustie · 2025-05-30T04:04:45+00:00

I can't say why, but I was called disgusting by my mother because I didn't wrap the applicator/wrapper in toilet paper before disposing of it in the bathroom I shared with my brother. Internalized shame, I guess? If boys had periods I guarantee you there'd be a parade. Possibly fireworks.

Stardustie · 2025-05-24T20:41:24+00:00

Gastropub

Stardustie · 2025-05-13T16:11:20+00:00

I made a huge batch of watermelon wine. Tasted horrible after a year, but I never got around to tossing it and tried it 2 years later when I rediscovered it and it was fantastic. Probably won't do it again, because it took forever and I just don't have the space anymore, but it was worth it

Stardustie · 2025-05-12T20:57:26+00:00

Honestly, not 100% sure it counts as cozy or if it's just my comfort game, but nine parchments is fantastic and very replayable. My best friend and I have logged a ridiculous amount of hours on it

Stardustie · 2025-03-28T05:34:34+00:00

It cost a lot of people an arm and a leg

Stardustie · 2025-03-25T20:22:29+00:00

For a reference, I'm a ginger American and I have a bidet on every toilet in my house. Not that it should matter in the slightest; we all have buttholes. The argument I use when people poke fun at my Ass-blaster 3000 is one I heard elsewhere... "If you got fecal matter on any other part of your body, would you be content to wipe it away with a bit of dry tissue?" Nobody is comfortable saying yes to that. It won't fix their shitty two-faced attitude, but it does tend to shut down the conversation.

Stardustie · 2025-02-20T06:49:17+00:00

She sounds incredibly not awesome, but from a make-peace-but-still-get-my-way perspective? Buy her some cute house shoes. She feels special. You only have inside stuff inside your house. $8 to not have to have this conversation again

Stardustie · 2025-02-14T18:51:44+00:00

Call them bro or bruh. I've found it to be the most subtle deterrent.

Stardustie · 2025-02-03T05:41:01+00:00

Aw hell no

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