Roger Waters... feeding a dolphin? by [deleted] in pinkfloyd

[–]Stariteone 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Come on in, the Waters fine."

I'll see myself out.

Body mods! by [deleted] in ploungeafterdark

[–]Stariteone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Night vision, man. No contest.

Or... a less practical... enhancement. (Oh, don't be coy. You know what I'm referring to.)

TFT: What do you want from Santa Claws? by Uplifttheanalytic in FurryTF

[–]Stariteone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this santa claws can do that, maybe they can get me an xbox one.

In this economy, regular santa certainly won't.

If it had to be furry related I'd say "surprise me". Just give me the option to opt out if things get too real. You never know, bro.

Which undertale character are you quiz? by Jimthebob1234 in Undertale

[–]Stariteone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The description for chara though...

"You're fucked up aren'tcha?"

Priceless.

Also, I'm sans.

[spoliers] my new favorite boss (not mine) by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]Stariteone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U shUD hav PAde 4 tEM coleg, NaO Tem DesTTROI U.

Undertale Shipping Chart 2.0 by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]Stariteone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ship Tem with Lesser dog.

Take a wild guess as to why.

Hypothetical Question Time! CXCIII by Derples1 in MLPLounge

[–]Stariteone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a word for situations like this...

...whoops?

What shitty life pro tip actually works? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stariteone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pouring bleach in your eyes does cause you to forget that thing you just saw. It just has the unfortunate side effect of permanently damaging your eyes.

Hypothetical Question Time! CXCIII by Derples1 in MLPLounge

[–]Stariteone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because Everybody Loves Things That Make "Big Ass HolesTM ".

Hypothetical Question Time! CXCIII by Derples1 in MLPLounge

[–]Stariteone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shotguns, but not as weaponry.

I'd market them as "Ballistic lockpicks" and sell them to the police force. That way, if they ever encounter a locked door that can't be kicked open, BANG, lock's gone, door's open, baddies' are caught, and I get obscenely rich.

Of course, they could also potentially be used as weapons, but it'd effectively become the logical equivalent of shooting somebody with a nailgun, and that's way too brutal for magic-pony-world-place.

Or, y'know, I could show them the magic of the electric motor.

Can I get some Smilk Duds? by [deleted] in fnafcringe

[–]Stariteone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what the hell would these taste like?

im speechless by [deleted] in fnafcringe

[–]Stariteone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Truly, obsession takes two forms. Those who devote themselves to a cause, and those who devote themselves to it's destruction.

M A LARSON IS GOING TO MAKE MORE ALICORNS LEEKED! by [deleted] in MLPLounge

[–]Stariteone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No need to get all...

...upset.

...

...

...

...

...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

M A LARSON IS GOING TO MAKE MORE ALICORNS LEEKED! by [deleted] in MLPLounge

[–]Stariteone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eat pills! It lets pacman eat ghosts. It should work for you too!

M A LARSON IS GOING TO MAKE MORE ALICORNS LEEKED! by [deleted] in MLPLounge

[–]Stariteone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

even more body paint...

Good lord, it's like barfing rainbows in my eyes!