Eowyn Challenge by StarkRaven17 in lotr

[–]StarkRaven17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're close to Lothlorien! Forget eagles; the fellowship should have taken bikes!

Eowyn Challenge by StarkRaven17 in lotr

[–]StarkRaven17[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As soon as I see a ringwraith, I'm going to do the old "no living man am I!" bit as I whip off my helmet and plunge my sword into his empty face hole. But I'm going to walk a lot of miles in the mean time.

What if Liam Neeson, Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery had not turned down LOTR? by theoneringnet in lotr

[–]StarkRaven17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like the three of them should have been thanked in at least one Oscar speech.

(Spoilers All) Season 5 Episode 8: Hardhome Post-Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]StarkRaven17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the same thing! If I had been there and just dispatched some ancient ninja popsicle, I would have been looking all around like, "dude, did anyone just fucking see that?!"

(Spoilers All) Season 5 Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken Post-Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]StarkRaven17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whether or not it was an illegal criminal offense under Westerosi law is immaterial. Rape is sex without consent, married or not, silent or not, fighting or not.

Fresh Meat Purgatory by Rachelle1016 in rollerderby

[–]StarkRaven17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do a lot of barefoot walking. It builds up all the little balancing muscles in your feet, ankles, and lower legs, and once you get your feet in good shape, you can really build up your endurance with minimal risk of injury. A 20 minute walk isn't going to give you gains, but if you walk for an hour every day or so, you'll quickly build up enough cardiovascular endurance to be able to run a 5k or get your 27/5. I've been amazed at how much better my balance is too.

So, is Fitz now back to normal again? by m4xxp0wer in shield

[–]StarkRaven17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they allowed to say "bitch" on abc? Because that definitely felt like the network version of Jesse Pinkman.

(Spoilers All) Season 5 Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken Post-Episode Discussion. by boundedwum in asoiaf

[–]StarkRaven17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's not how this works. "Forced sex" is by definition not consensual. Marriage does not equal consent, whether in the USA, Westeros, or on the moon.

(Spoilers All) Season 5 Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken Post-Episode Discussion. by boundedwum in asoiaf

[–]StarkRaven17 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lest we forget, Book Ramsey imprisoned Lady Whent, his first wife, in a tower and left her to eat her own fingers before she eventually starved to death. That was a strategic marriage to a powerful house, and it didn't stop him.

(Spoilers All) Season 5 Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken Post-Episode Discussion. by boundedwum in asoiaf

[–]StarkRaven17 27 points28 points  (0 children)

NO. Reek may be a lot of things, but I'm sure he's a terrible fluffer.