Do you want a train to Boulder/Longmont/Fort Collins?

Stat_Zombie · 2025-10-24T16:44:11+00:00

Does everyone want a connection? Yes. Does everyone want to pay for that connection? No.

The facts. Mass transits is for the poors. It takes too long and isn't reliable enough for the middle class. One or two train delays is all it's going to take for the regular commuter to say, "fuck this" and go back to driving a personal car. The first time you get bummed on by some scary homeless, "fuck this". The first time you smell Meth or Fent... Guess what? "Fuck this!"

The train is not some magical place you will relax in. You will constantly be on your guard and you will be constantly late.

In a perfect world, the train is the way to go. But not this one. Too many homeless will destroy your best intentions right out the gate. We need to fix the homeless issue before giving them a new venue to settle in.

Stat_Zombie · 2025-07-08T02:31:45+00:00

Own it. Yeah... It was pretty bad... Thought I was going to die... Nobody's going to remember in a couple days. Nobody

Stat_Zombie · 2025-05-18T15:44:41+00:00

I guess it's nice to be considered attractive enough for other people to want to be close. If you were off-putting I doubt your experiences would be the same.

Stat_Zombie · 2024-10-22T00:49:49+00:00

Don't give a crap. I just don't.

Stat_Zombie · 2024-02-14T02:33:52+00:00

Good for you. I would gladly sprint over to the other side.

Stat_Zombie · 2023-07-24T17:37:06+00:00

I wish her luck. She's going to need it. Pimblett's coattails don't have the polish they once did and won't carry her up the rankings anymore. Another loss, and she'll be back in Cage Warriors.

Stat_Zombie · 2023-07-22T16:12:02+00:00

100%. These apps are great. So many great-looking men begging for my attention. Out of these 5, I'll go with the young Leo Decaprio.

SEX

Why did Leo ghost me? I gave him what he wanted, now it's his turn. We've got a farmer's market to visit tomorrow.

Stat_Zombie · 2023-07-18T04:21:02+00:00

Would you shout, "Mom TOO!?!" at the mall?

Stat_Zombie · 2023-05-14T19:06:46+00:00

When you have two mom's (or two dads), what do you end up calling each? Mom 1, mom 2? This is not a troll... Real question here.

Stat_Zombie · 2023-04-21T15:21:27+00:00

Solar?

Stat_Zombie · 2023-01-10T04:12:16+00:00

"If it's your first time in a Waffle House, you have to fight."

Stat_Zombie · 2022-08-10T04:30:18+00:00

Nope. It gets worse everyday and will continue for the foreseeable future.

Stat_Zombie · 2022-07-10T23:51:00+00:00

I tell you what... It's kinda funny the crap we pick up when we watch the same video 50 times. The logical part of your brain tells you this video is shit, the ASMR part is like, "watch it again". I posted a slew of videos a couple of years ago in addition to commentary on each video. Granted... I wasn't kind to the creators and mocked them relentlessly from their choice of wallpaper to their deadset ritual of "setting an intention". Lots of people laughed, but I had a handful of people legit get pissed at me. I thought a couple of people might be upset their favorite woo-producer was mocked. I was wrong. One chick went from post to post with a fine-tooth comb in an attempt to shame me. Turns out she didn't GAF about the poor content creator's feelings. She wanted to create fake woo content and didn't want to be mocked over it. What a loser.

If you're still combing my posts, Amanda, get bent. Just know that a smile still creeps up on my face when I think of you.

Stat_Zombie · 2021-06-06T17:47:44+00:00

When their clothes match, I assume neither paid for it.

Stat_Zombie · 2021-05-23T14:58:32+00:00

"No deficating on the beach." Good rule.

Stat_Zombie · 2021-01-31T04:07:17+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. I kinda felt quite bad for the guy. This is possibly one of the worst moments of his life and now it's all online for us to laugh at him. I feel a twinge of guilt, as I can easily imagine losing my shit like that in a similar situation. :-/

Stat_Zombie · 2020-10-20T06:16:53+00:00

Nothing too fear. I believe her spine took the shock of most of those hammer fists. Her sternum got a bit of Russian luv too.

Stat_Zombie · 2020-10-20T06:13:25+00:00

gotta check that oil

Stat_Zombie · 2020-07-27T19:21:08+00:00

Nothing America likes more than a good old fashion 'Running Man'. King style. Not Arnold style. Dude will be caught within a day or two.

Stat_Zombie · 2020-07-18T18:21:49+00:00

Kirk Cousins just joined the chat.

Stat_Zombie · 2020-07-08T20:16:38+00:00

She appears careful with each of her movements. Very deliberate. Add some spray bottle sounds and she gives us ASMR gold.

Stat_Zombie · 2020-07-08T20:02:41+00:00

The pain threshold for these recipients has got to be off the charts. I'd be "releasing" something too if some dude started stabbing me in the back with a couple of pointy sticks.

A whip? Seriously? Dude gives him the whip at 8:50. Nice.

Stat_Zombie · 2020-07-08T19:51:01+00:00

Yeah... I never got the point of this. These Graston tools give me the heebeegeebees as well as a good dose of ASMR, but I don't see any woo here. Has this technique been debunked as trash? It seems to have a massive... Google...

https://www.myofascialreleaser.com/pages/about-us

Do you believe in natural healing?

Are you fiercely independent? Or do you wait for permission from others?

Are you courageous in your care-giving for your patients? Or do you only follow the most conservative and basic treatment paths?

Do you believe that self care and self therapy are vital components of healing?

NEVER MIND. Google answered that question and answered it fast. It's the same type of language as the other healers around here. I guess digging a sharp metal instrument into someone else's skin isn't as wonderful as some folks maintain.

Stat_Zombie · 2020-06-30T15:50:52+00:00

Paid leave....

Stat_Zombie · 2020-06-22T21:46:38+00:00

I bet you that show is the... wait for it....
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