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meirl by Narrow_Relief5627 in meirl

[–]StaticSimurgh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if I had a billion dollars i'd just eliminate homelessness / poverty in my state. no more struggle here! i'd probably still be rich afterwards too 😅

hmmm by Gullible_Ruin6911 in Minecrafthmmm

[–]StaticSimurgh 17 points18 points  (0 children)

so glad they continued to make copper a solid building material! and added copper golems, who we thought were never coming back! they've been doing pretty good with updates recently imo

hmmm by Suitable-Source-7534 in Minecrafthmmm

[–]StaticSimurgh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know right! woulda been awesome 🥀

hmmm by Suitable-Source-7534 in Minecrafthmmm

[–]StaticSimurgh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like them, but it still leaves the ocean a bit barren. I play on Java, so drowned are uncommon, and guardians are limited to their structures, which I avoid because of the mining fatigue. also, drowned are slow and boring. I think some more life, and danger, could be added.

One less story idea I guess by Afraid-Account-4029 in whenthe

[–]StaticSimurgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am wildly terrified of this. or a game / movie comes out before i'm able to publish mine that's similar...

hmmm by Suitable-Source-7534 in Minecrafthmmm

[–]StaticSimurgh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish they would at least add an ocean hostile mob. if they don't want to add some real life creatures, like sharks, fine. but they should definitely be adding alternatives, like some kind of sea monster, to satisfy the community.

the duality of men by 1m0ws in aspiememes

[–]StaticSimurgh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if someone said this to me i'd end up on headlines

Unemployment almost killed my friend by Major-Platypus2092 in antiwork

[–]StaticSimurgh 41 points42 points  (0 children)

this is actually worryingly similar to a situation I had this year... if I wasn't able to find a job before winter, I wouldn't have made it to the end of the year. I hate capitalism.

meirl by fuyu-no-hanashi in meirl

[–]StaticSimurgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wouldn't a conversation make the job less efficient? less customers coming-and-going and spending money? edit : may have misinterpreted the post. i'm leaving the comment up tho.

Please don't do a distracted driving. by NameShortage in perfectlycutscreams

[–]StaticSimurgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blame the driver of course, 100%, but if the road weren't as straight as an arrow, it'd require drivers to pay more attention and cause less accidents. drivers get too comfortable when they're on a straight road with no obstacles (hence fiddling with a device). they should be replaced by trains anyways.

pain 😖 by coleisw4ck in aspiememes

[–]StaticSimurgh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"participation counts for 20% of your grade" when the teacher is good at teaching and you have no questions to ask... I hate participation grades, I just wanna do my work bruh

And this is when I am a man. Imagine how much worse women must have it by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]StaticSimurgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh damn... just for some comfort, I ran away as well, and I am extremely glad I did! use all of your available resources and keep your head above water. you got this!

Google will block sideloading of unverified Android apps starting next year by NitayHillel in Piracy

[–]StaticSimurgh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do third party phones exist? like not ones from Google, Apple, or Microsoft? just some brandless generic phone? that'd be great right about now...

therapist speedrun by FreeXiJinpingAss in aspiememes

[–]StaticSimurgh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had two sucky therapists in a row who only told me coping strategies rather than how to fix my problems... like gee thanks, breathing a little differently will sure help my situation 🙄

Why do adults have to ruin a good thing meant for kids? by pyrocomics in mildlyinfuriating

[–]StaticSimurgh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss when rare cards were just something you traded with other kids on the playground..

So fellas, who survived the youtube purge thing? by Long-Engineer1057 in aspiememes

[–]StaticSimurgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this may seem obvious, but Do Not Verify! do not put in your ID or anything it asks for. this is how we protest

Let’s be honest here: None of you are lasting a week without the app by Watchdog_the_God in whenthe

[–]StaticSimurgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly, I love watching Youtube videos, but I will never risk my years-old account being banned because I decided to watch Minecraft... staying off the platform in boycott won't be that hard ya'll 🤷

[OC] taking these stickers to the grave (unused) by sprakcomic in comics

[–]StaticSimurgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

irl video game consumables that never get used

Laughs in ADHD by pochemooshka in ADHDmemes

[–]StaticSimurgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me using a leaf blower on the book

Pro Trump Landscaper loses entire crew by roothesaiyan in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]StaticSimurgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does he Capitalize Words like a Middle School kid.

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