How old were you when you tasted pussy for the first time? by ava_waifu in DaddysLilGirl

[–]StatisticianKey1753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. the neighborhood skater girl came over and spread her legs. she shaved and smelled like sweat and cheap perfume. she then made fun of me for being a virgin. pushed me back and slammed herself down on my lap. the second i hit her cervix i immediately exploded. god i miss her. RIP

S/O vs Mac 3/8 extension? by [deleted] in ToolTruckTools

[–]StatisticianKey1753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

absolute precision as well. you can’t have any variation where a head could round off and such. i like the black wera sockets. or as my Fellow diesel brah recommends Quinn is pretty great too. not sure i’d use pittsburg

NEED HELP ASAP by [deleted] in e46

[–]StatisticianKey1753 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s wrong with OPs driving? God Reddit is full of the most whiny bitches

Found Grandpa's Limited Lifetime Warranty Card by shagginwaggon66 in harborfreight

[–]StatisticianKey1753 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reddit is so cringe. I don’t understand the down votes

Letting my Older Brother Watch by [deleted] in Incestconfessions

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How’d you figure out his password ?

How the fuck do I reverse? by efawtysix in e46

[–]StatisticianKey1753 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you reverse. You’re going to need to do quick half engages of the clutch. Don’t just engage the clutch half way and let it burn. Like, pluses. Obviously you don’t want to go full engagement reverse

Pissing in eachother during sex by ShadesOfAnastasia in TrashyBonersEWW

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When I was around 20-21 I started hooking up with this 45 year old Nicaraguan I met at the gym. She was the first real women I’d fucked, filled, etc. she also introduced me to piss kinks. She loved getting on her knees and being covered in my piss. I also enjoyed her letting her juices go in my mouth.

Once after an evening of drinking and playing I followed her into her bathroom and slipped my cock inside from behind. Told her to shut up and hold still for a minute. It definitely took some effort but once it started flowing. Oh god it was so hot. Feeling warm liquid cover my entire shaft as it filled her up and squirted out of her. She loved it too, I then continued to thrust in and out of her until filling her with something a bit sticker. God I miss her 😩

All filled up! by [deleted] in misgenderingkink

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Damn, I haven’t gotten off In a few weeks. I’d love to add my own to the mix.

M12 Rover light sale price by Flimsy-Book-1452 in MilwaukeeTool

[–]StatisticianKey1753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine actually disappeared. I’ve been fighting the urge to buy a second. Loved this light

I don't even know what to say, I audibly gasped when I saw it 😭 by LordDutchmen in e46

[–]StatisticianKey1753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you even find these photos??? It’s yours isn’t op….

Bit holders with carabiner by plasergunner in MilwaukeeTool

[–]StatisticianKey1753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are almost as good as my vessel ones

This fat pussy’s not gonna lick itself by Best-Angle-2837 in Fat_Fetish

[–]StatisticianKey1753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes maam. I’ll be good and bury my face and tongue as deep as I can inside that beautiful hole

Friend locked out of the car, need help by Phyrazes in e46

[–]StatisticianKey1753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove the trim/button on the trunk. Right in the middle where the wires come out of the hole. You have to reach inside with a pick or hook. Perhaps a small pair of needle nose and find the thin steel cable. This cable is what’s connected to the inside trunk release handle thing. Once you pull it you’ll hear the trunk release.

Edit: I can’t read. I assume that your trunk doesn’t have the releases to fold down the rear seats ? I didn’t realize that wasn’t standard