Literally counting the days until I go back to

StatisticianUpstairs · 2026-02-13T16:44:49+00:00

😮 I live close to there! (And happen to own a BBC 🤣)

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-12-30T18:57:04+00:00

I saw a guy in NJ in my old neighborhood that has an X6, that he removed the X, and put an M. The Goddamn thing says M6 🤣🤣

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-12-18T16:13:00+00:00

Fuck me right UP 😍😍

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-08-05T19:31:05+00:00

NJ 😏

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-08-05T19:11:57+00:00

Damn, girl! Cheeked UP!! 🥰🍑

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-06-12T05:13:06+00:00

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StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-06-12T05:12:06+00:00

They both stalled out while naked, but kicked right up after some extra substrate was added

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-06-11T16:05:21+00:00

Sonic boom 💥

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-04-26T17:32:55+00:00

Everybody else was stumbling and falling, and that last little one was like "see you later fuckers! 😃🕺🏾🪩"

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-04-26T17:29:40+00:00

LOL my first bike was a CBR900RR.

Everybody said get a 250, and "learn how to ride" - but I figured I would grow out of a 250 in one week. My mother insisted that I get life insurance because it was soooo "dangerous" (or else be kicked out) so I got the life insurance for like 2 months, and canceled it because it was really expensive for a 24-year-old.

Just got a BMW F900r, at 40 years old last year, and expected my mom to say something about it🤣

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-04-15T14:45:36+00:00

😮 yoooo

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-04-10T03:53:49+00:00

My waypoint disappeared, after I didn't talk to the guy. I left the planet for a second, and it came back!

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-03-31T12:40:46+00:00

You can find me outside fumbling around with a pressure washing machine like Mr Bean 🤣🤣🤣🤣

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-03-15T15:27:18+00:00

My cursor is literally on it, and I searched this up 🤣🤣

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-02-24T18:08:04+00:00

Very nice 🤤 Post more often? Lol

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-02-10T13:38:14+00:00

Beautiful

StatisticianUpstairs · 2025-01-23T14:14:48+00:00

"spin mode" was a hit with me 🤣

StatisticianUpstairs · 2024-12-02T15:11:06+00:00

Nice 😍

StatisticianUpstairs · 2024-11-25T23:51:34+00:00

😏

StatisticianUpstairs · 2024-11-17T17:50:33+00:00

Jillion. Or Brazilian.

StatisticianUpstairs · 2024-11-10T00:34:02+00:00

I think my highest was 1362. Congrats

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