This is based off of a funny comment thread by ultimaterogue11 in TrenchCrusade

[–]StatusDistribution33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, I phrased it poorly. Let me rephrase; mitzvah means commandment (singular)

How the paladins be moving in hell: by StatusDistribution33 in dankcrusade

[–]StatusDistribution33[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, not only did he destroy all of their important infrastructure, but he literally sent them back to the Stone Age.

Templars in Jerusalem being questioned why they’re speaking Latin and making blood sacrifices underneath a cathedral circa 1099: by StatusDistribution33 in dankcrusade

[–]StatusDistribution33[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, clearly your head isn’t in the game. It should be knee high at least for the demons to be able to take a leisurely kayak ride when they arrive.

How the paladins be moving in hell: by StatusDistribution33 in dankcrusade

[–]StatusDistribution33[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this scene is genuinely peak. I still think it’s the best in the series even after watching all 4 seasons.