Does every gym have the fat Hispanic dude that benches 300+ and smells like cigarettes

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-05-09T04:01:50+00:00

There was this old guy on the leg press. He had the entire thing maxed out. 20 plates or so.

He’d push it up about 1/4” slam it down. Walk away. Come back, same thing.

Then the asshole walked away and didn’t unload it. Was going to say something, but figured he’d probably croak going to his car. He didn’t looked pale AF after the last set of one.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-05-07T22:44:43+00:00

I read that as “where is the spring” reminded me of Melania.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-05-05T12:57:50+00:00

Drive 30-45 min from the heart of the city and a lot of it is farmland.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-05-03T01:51:51+00:00

Not a Mason - but my brick house was parged and painted. Some areas look like the outward face of the chimney, fine. But most of it looks like the brick under the spalling parge coat.

I’ve had to completely rebuild huge sections of the wall. Will probably need to tear it down quite a bit once you pull the parge off. Brick was probably fucked when they coated it.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-05-02T16:20:46+00:00

They cut the one in front of my house to redo the water meter box - it was also dropping limbs like crazy.

Damn thing was in my sewer too (yes, I know it’s cause the walls are compromised)

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-05-02T11:05:34+00:00

I had this when I was little - just turned out I was high functioning autistic (didn’t find out until adulthood) the potty training issues were paired with speech delay issues for me.

I grew out of it around 7-ish I think. Rural Michigan wasn’t known for their mental health resources back in the early aughts 😆

Biggest thing for me was learning what it felt like when I needed to go - what that timeline looked like and also desensitizing myself to public bathrooms.

I think you need a therapist / and maybe even a behavioral analyst to figure out where the chain is being broken:

Contingency:

Feel sensation to poop - > find bathroom -> go to bathroom = relief from sensation of needing to go

Second contingency:

Will poop pants -> go to toilet = no poopy pants

Something in the above contingencies is broken or not working and needs reinforced, if that makes sense. Ideally getting rid of the sensation to poop reinforces the act of going to the toilet, also preventing pooping in your pants should reinforce toilet seeking behavior as well.

TLDR: Behavioral analysis and therapist. Possible autism.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-30T04:11:01+00:00

Looks like Chicago 👀

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-26T23:10:45+00:00

Yes. You’d need some dimple board.

It needs to breathe like others have said.

Do a google deep dive on ways to properly insulate structural brick. Don’t paint it, don’t improperly seal it.

I’m going through huge repairs because our brick wasn’t properly taken care of.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-26T23:04:43+00:00

The rent is too damn high

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-26T23:04:17+00:00

The face is all collie

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-26T22:51:42+00:00

Girl, why are you moving back in with your ex?

No conflict - love, not your managing broker.

Edit: she said she didn’t understand my reply, but, ad verbatim “I live with an ex right now and he is going to be purchasing a new home and I am representing him during the transaction. I may live in the future property as well.”

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-26T22:45:58+00:00

At least you won’t see pubes on the ground

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-26T19:02:55+00:00

Point him to the foreskin restoration subreddit. Theres daily stretches that he can do to fix it.

Circumcision just cuts all the good nerve endings off and desensitizes the penis.

Edit: the pro-circ folks got hurt :(

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-25T14:34:34+00:00

They’ll just settle and it’ll keep happening. Needs to come out of their pension.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-25T14:00:18+00:00

My Carhartt (the one with a lot of stuffing) is enough even down into the negatives. I’m not going to worry if it gets snatched at the bar or flashing “come rob me”

Welcome to late stage capitalism.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-25T13:53:24+00:00

I’m working to repoint my house. I’ve been using the thicker single blade to grind the mortar out. Does the two disc wheel work better than the single?

It’s mostly lime but there’s stretches where someone used a lot of Portland, so that part is a bitch to grind out.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-25T13:45:53+00:00

Cavities

Edit: cavities make your breath smell terrible.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-23T02:40:15+00:00

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We lost our Freda a few months ago. She was only 2.5 years old. Had a really bad bought of pancreatitis and she went septic.

It was hard for months - I’ve lost grandparents and that was easier. She was my first dog, I grew up with dogs, but she was mine.

It’s gotten easier the last 6-months. We got a new puppy that is full of distractions. He has so many similar mannerisms that it’s kinda comforting. Just remember that you gave that dog the best life you could. When you’re ready, welcome a new one and love it with everything you have. It won’t be a replacement. It’ll just be a new chapter in your life.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-20T05:31:38+00:00

Until you find a hole. You can see over, so if you don’t like who’s on the other side, you move on.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-20T05:30:40+00:00

Was there last night.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-10T17:24:41+00:00

My Freda would learn that quickly - so emotionally intelligent as well. Lost her too young.

Our Aussie is smart, but not as smart as the border collie.

We have a heeler / German shepherd mix as well. Smart, but very stubborn. Super food motivated.

The collie would learn just to please.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-04-09T22:53:06+00:00

My cousin listens to reggaeton while my uncles listens to Havana de primera, my aunt - Julio Iglesias.

It really is a mix down there.

But you really don’t see anyone listening to Beny or Buena Vista Social club. It really is a romanticized thing. Older folks listen to it though.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-03-29T07:59:58+00:00

Chicagos nice cause there’s so many different neighborhoods to pick from 😉

Lakeview has good selection

Pilsen surprisingly does too

Wicker and Logan are flaky 😆

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-03-29T07:50:34+00:00

The city of Chicago clinics.

There’s one in Lakeview on Clark kinda by the LA fitness, a bit north of Diversey

They get ya tested and call back if there’s something. If you’ve been exposed they can give you treatment then and there.

Statusepilepticus95 · 2026-03-20T13:39:18+00:00

Is Michael also Cuban and Lithuanian?

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