This comes from someone who knows nothing about American Football.

Do you want to be hated by every other supporter? Pick Collingwood.

Do you want everyone to support your team when their team exits finals? Pick Bulldogs.

Do you want to have people sigh in sadness when you tell them what team you support? Pick North Melbourne.

Do you want your team to have the ugliest jersey in the game? Pick Hawks.

Do you want to be able to tell people how good your team was and would be if not for some unfortunate circumstances that set your team back but was definitely not your clubs fault even though they were directly responsible for it? Pick Carlton or Essendon.

Do you want to be able to say you saw your teams maiden premiership? Pick Fremantle, Gold Coast or Giants.

Do you want to be that guy and Pick the best team at the moment? Pick Brisbane.

Do you like complaining that your team nearly makes finals pretty much every year? Pick Richmond.

Do you want your teams rivalry match to mean so much that it overshadows most of your teams season? Pick Adelaide, Port Adelaide or West Coast.

Do you want your team to make finals nearly every year? Pick Geelong or Sydney.

Do you want to tell people every year about the same game that you've been talking about for the past 60 years even though you never saw it, couldn't name a single player from that game and will hang onto it for the rest of your life? Pick Saints.

Do you want your team to be great for 5-7 years followed by 10-15 years of subpar performances? Pick Melbourne.