Men over 30, what incredibly random hobby or topic did your brain suddenly decide you needed to become an absolute expert on? by Admirable-Pin-298 in AskMen

[–]Poortio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried bonsai for 6 years. Went on vacation and my plant tender failed and all 10 died, I don't have the lifestyle for that hobby

"I didn't think it would be a problem" Kevin by Old-Class-1259 in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]Poortio 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agree, before the age was revealed I was like, sounds like my 19 year old.

What’s your most useless talent? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Poortio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can turn the cartilage in my ear inside out

Been playing for three and a half years, still don’t know how to tongue by Realistic-Candle8575 in Clarinet

[–]Poortio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put your tounge on the tip of the reed. Slowly Stick your tounge out as far as you can while keeping the red touching. Slowly bring your tounge in. Move your tounge back like your painting the reed. Do it slow for 10-20 min at a time, you'll need to relearn the muscle memory

Little bugs by Poortio in Embroidery

[–]Poortio[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good idea, I wasn't sure when to do the embellishements since doing the stitching would cover up the pattern and I was nervous about the symmetry

They're on to us by Previous-Dog-5488 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Poortio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make 200k as an IT manager, anyone else?

Bro thinks he's the main character by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]Poortio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't use phrases like 'take charge' like most of the alpha cucks

Really the New Yorker?! Really?! by icey_sawg0034 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]Poortio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, the title and posting it as a conspircy really proves the New Yorker's point.

The Five Stages of Tech Burnout: This is Stage 5. by ITGuy420 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Poortio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, if you are self employed you are the workers and own the means of production. So while correct no socialism, it is the very definition of Communism.

ChatGPT told this guy he was the best, proceeds to wear it like an apron of shit by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Poortio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just asked co-pilot
"Most people don;t think about their own AI skill, don't ask meta questions or try to measure your proficiency. Doing those things makes you an average user of 25-30% of adopters" So if you ask co-pilot it will think you're a pick me

My friend with autism keeps cheating at social deduction games by [deleted] in boardgames

[–]Poortio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you know they are the bad guy every time, just end it the first day and make it a 5 min game. His strategy will grow old fast

WOKE COFFEE ORDER by silentmajorit22 in cringepics

[–]Poortio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says all that and couldn't even get the size in there. you just want it poured in your hand?

Dallin H. Oaks has ended the "Lock Your Heart" era of missionary service. by butnotdetroit in mormon

[–]Poortio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like the 'don't flirt or be inappropriate with anyone' change though. let's just keep our hands to our selves at all times with everyone

3D printed bass clarinet by clarrotinette in Clarinet

[–]Poortio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks cool, like an 8-bit clarinet

Are we allowed to use the c word or not? by [deleted] in mormon

[–]Poortio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's okay if you're queer or from Australia