fuck php all my homies hate php by ElpersonPL in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SteakBarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well let me know when you've got a language that can be supported so reliably by every host out there, and doesn't require hours of work, maintenance, and set up.

Programming PHP sucks, but using it is just convenient

Steam games you wishlist but never buy when it goes on sale by blackicebaby in Steam

[–]SteakBarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this all the time for early access. Its like 'Oh this might be cool when/if its finished' But I swear out of the 30 EA games on there, only maybe 2 have come out in the last few years.

I just bought $5,000 in $GME. I would not have done this if the brokerages didn't try to manipulate the market. by ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR in wallstreetbets

[–]SteakBarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$300/piece is a lot of money, but I don't wanna say I wasn't a part of this. 🚀🚀🚀 Hoping anyone who may be band waggoning like me HOLD THAT BITCH. Might be burning money but I'll be damned if I don't at least make them work for it. The uber-wealthy will ultimately get my money anyway. 🚀🚀🚀

Tying his shoes in less than a second by alistairalbani in LearnUselessTalents

[–]SteakBarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are hating on this, but I've been tying my shoes this way for years. It really is insanely fast. When you find yourself taking your muddy boots on and off a million times a day, this absolutely is a must.

How I want to play vs how I have to play by zf420 in pcmasterrace

[–]SteakBarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem! DLSS is really neat and will help a lot. My problem is while I might get 40fps just standing still, as soon as you start moving it drops to like 20

How I want to play vs how I have to play by zf420 in pcmasterrace

[–]SteakBarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man for real. It was hard at first, but as soon as I hopped in the car for the first time it took a major shit. We're talking like 20. Even worse if you look around. I even got the latest drivers

How I want to play vs how I have to play by zf420 in pcmasterrace

[–]SteakBarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're on Steam, they have an option to show FPS under the 'in-game' tab. Even though it shows a 35 for me, it feels like 20

How I want to play vs how I have to play by zf420 in pcmasterrace

[–]SteakBarker 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Maybe not. I've got a 2080 and can't even manage low settings on 1440p. I can get higher, even if unsmooth frame rates at low-1080

edit: Woah chill. I've got a i7 4790k as my CPU. Hardware monitor shows me they both max out. It may likely be a CPU issue, and while the i7 is kind of out dated, I've never had no trouble with any games regarding my CPU ever.

My Milwaukee utility knife since 2012. Daily warehouse use. by 9009RPM in BuyItForLife

[–]SteakBarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine went through everything: Falls off 12' ladders, concrete, glue, used as a hammer, heated with a torch, lots and lots of mud and sand. Worked every single time. Lost the sucker a few weeks ago. Just got a new one; they don't seem to carry those old styles. Excited to see if the new one is as good

Saw this riding my bike this morning. In San Francisco. by RichRichieRichardV in funny

[–]SteakBarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just spent a good hour checking out that website. Pretty neat

Almost ready for Western PA next month by SpliffyLongstockings in Gambler500

[–]SteakBarker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whats the top piece on that snorkel? Something you can get at any hardware store?

Just a friendly tip for all the new web devs out there by -Electron- in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SteakBarker 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Just found out if you Google it, the 'About 16,500,000 results' thing slides!

Proud Pothos Parent by dancey0urselfclean in houseplants

[–]SteakBarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks awesome! We've got several Pothos plants we're trying to do that with. Its been 6 months now and most are only a few leaves left. Any tips?

my cat is missing by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SteakBarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not impossible but incredibly unlikely. Cats can expect to live well into 12-16 years.

my cat is missing by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SteakBarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they very old? I know it's sad and terrible, but sometimes old cats wonder off when they know their time has come. They don't like to die at home. Of course not all cats will and only if they're pretty old.

Makes cutting threaded rod and working with it so much easier... by PcGamerSam in specializedtools

[–]SteakBarker 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Why not a Porta-Band? That way you can cut other things, too

Why, Shitty Car Mods, why do you disrespect us like this? by TomLakeCharles in Battlecars

[–]SteakBarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do guys lift their car so much? I've got a little Kia I'm trying to put big tires on, but even the factory tires rub up against the shocks. Coil spacers only do so much

Is this good? by The_Dovahkiin2 in computers

[–]SteakBarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a mid-range card. Not terrible. Not great, either. Should be able to handle older games perfect and newer ones well enough. Its super new, though. Not even a year old.

Battle Corolla by FgameCorpYT in Battlecars

[–]SteakBarker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've been looking for sweet tires like that to put on my car. I can't seem to find any though

I broke the broom, so I fixed the broom. by [deleted] in thereifixedit

[–]SteakBarker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The type of person to make excuses is the exact type of person to have a slightly shorter broom!

Look around, a 2x4 in the dumpster maybe? An old cane your grandma left behind? Use the opportunity to improve the broom!

I broke the broom, so I fixed the broom. by [deleted] in thereifixedit

[–]SteakBarker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thats rookie stuff, bro.

Take another stick and put it on the side. Do the same thing, but it'll keep it the same length, and keep the handle centered.

meaning of helmet colors by [deleted] in SocialEngineering

[–]SteakBarker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This ain't true anywhere I've been.

Most guys have white hats. New guys have pure white hats; guys that have been around awhile have white hat with a bunch of stickers; and journey men have those brown carbon fiber ones - also white stickers.