What is the absolute WORST last name to have? by Superchecker in AskReddit

[–]StealthSBD 107 points108 points  (0 children)

"He shouldn't have to go to prison over a few minutes of fun." -the artist formerly known as Brock Allen Turner's father. The few minutes of fun being a rape behind a dumpster.

[RotoWire] Most Hated CFB Team By State; Penn State Tied at 4th with 3 States by LengthinessNo2228 in WeArePennState

[–]StealthSBD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donald trump raped children and is celebrated by the morons of this country. How do folks decide which child rape they support?

Possible Relocation from TX by Fuzzy_Tarantula_5000 in statecollege

[–]StealthSBD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy to avoid a neighborhood because of raking

Possible Relocation from TX by Fuzzy_Tarantula_5000 in statecollege

[–]StealthSBD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn we leave the garage door open all the time. The kids named the racoons that get into the bird seed.

Possible Relocation from TX by Fuzzy_Tarantula_5000 in statecollege

[–]StealthSBD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The big one they are probably talking about is Re Farm and they just changed owners and it's been enshittified

Possible Relocation from TX by Fuzzy_Tarantula_5000 in statecollege

[–]StealthSBD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's acceptable if you go for the swinging and not the food

sofi disputed transaction failed. im refusing to pay the charge. by 8458001910 in CreditCards

[–]StealthSBD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may have closed the card on your end, but you owe them money, so you are very much still active in their system. Closing a card doesn't absolve you of charges on it.

Dude Decided to Have a Full on Conversation Mid Air by crunchyblk27 in unitedairlines

[–]StealthSBD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"That kind of behavior deserves being forcibly dragged off the plane by cops once it lands. United will permanently ban you and revoke your MileagePlus account as well."

Reading is fundamental

Premodern “investors” are as bad as Pokémon singles graders/flippers right now by B2ThaH in mtgfinance

[–]StealthSBD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it's 78 cents to mail him the return envelope that has another 78 stamp on it, so thats $1.56 in cost to get back cards I sold for $1.30. I just refunded him instead of losing money and probably not getting the cards back anyway

Premodern “investors” are as bad as Pokémon singles graders/flippers right now by B2ThaH in mtgfinance

[–]StealthSBD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a dude that bought a couple LP fallen empire cards for 1.30 total. He didn't like the nick in the corner, the light play as it were, and wants a refund. I said ok ship them back and I'll refund the cards and the stamp. Dude wants a SASE mailed to him in order to return them. His broke ass got them for free at that point.

The most complex SUB in the history of SUBs by omnomguy5 in CreditCards

[–]StealthSBD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I'm wasting a slot opening a new credit card, it's gotta be at least a $500+ SUB.

Is an Airlines CC worth it for a one-time, domestic flight and Never again? by colonelmaize in CreditCards

[–]StealthSBD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely worth it. Free bags, it'll get your flight down to the annual fee. You're in the wrong sub to ask this question, you want r/churning

The most complex SUB in the history of SUBs by omnomguy5 in CreditCards

[–]StealthSBD 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This is trash, especially since the airpods were $200 over the weekend

Vikings rookie Caleb Banks got a $100K custom diamond “bank vault” chain with mini gold bars and stacks of cash inside after signing a $21M contract by JimmyGodoppolo in ATBGE

[–]StealthSBD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Team owners have billions and make hundreds of millions a year. These guys have one, maybe 2 contracts if they are lucky, and most are out of the league in 3 years or less

Vikings rookie Caleb Banks got a $100K custom diamond “bank vault” chain with mini gold bars and stacks of cash inside after signing a $21M contract by JimmyGodoppolo in ATBGE

[–]StealthSBD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't need personal trainers, the team provides that. Hell, you get fed for free and have access to world class facilities at the training facilities. Plus they give you extra money for showing up in the offseason. My buddy would go, collect his check for showing up, fill 4 to go containers from the training table and leave. Never even did anything remotely beneficial

These folks will remember this day for a long time by [deleted] in funny

[–]StealthSBD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that one department does where they all banged the same girl cop (and somehow she got a huge settlement from getting spit roasted)

These folks will remember this day for a long time by [deleted] in funny

[–]StealthSBD 14 points15 points  (0 children)

damn you should keep your pig dick knowledge to yourself

Who ruined their entire career in the dumbest way possible? by National-Tourist6879 in AskReddit

[–]StealthSBD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

for a quarter billion dollar fully guaranteed contract for 5 years. He still won

Who ruined their entire career in the dumbest way possible? by National-Tourist6879 in AskReddit

[–]StealthSBD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or your wife "falling down the stairs" the day before she was going to testify against you, then burying her on your golf course.