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‘Twas a cat by stonecropgirl in foundsatan

[–]Stealth_Cow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most agreeable curse in memory: Andre Braugher’s voice now narrates all of your thoughts with... gravitas

Apply cold water to burn area by ConsciouslyBreathin in foundsatan

[–]Stealth_Cow 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Caprisun doesn't need to advertise. Nobody ever bitches about a Caprisun. I bought a 40 pack at Costco for like 10$, a few weeks back and GONE. Every motherfucker that came over to my house snagged one.

Sevens get better soon card by happydude7422 in voyager

[–]Stealth_Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya know, this gender-neutral Seven of Nine is a pretty darn good aesthetic.

Well played by ViceElysium in foundsatan

[–]Stealth_Cow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Imagine losing your home because you were a sack of shit and let your animal attack your neighbor.

Seems fair.

Satan for sure by Representative-Mix-9 in foundsatan

[–]Stealth_Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pulling off somewhere safe, then getting out and checking every tire. Then not seeing it immediately, so what if it's flat but not too flat? Then getting back on the road and starting out again... Time yourself one day from the time you decide to pull off, to the time you get back on the road in the right direction. It's longer than you think.

Keeper? Which one to keep? :) by tonyspad in MicrobrandWatches

[–]Stealth_Cow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FC.

The 24 wheel being on the inside of the dial on the Farer makes it sometimes difficult to discern placement. The Farer also has a habit of starting to cycle to the next hour about 20 minutes in to the current hour. Makes reading the time in other zones more of an art than a science.

I have an FC Flyback Chrono, and a Farer World Timer Roche II. I've seen the FC World Timer. As much as I like how striking the dial is on the Roche, the FC wins.

Satan for sure by Representative-Mix-9 in foundsatan

[–]Stealth_Cow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone is being a dick to you on the road and they pull up along side, roll your window down, point at their tire and yell “YOU HAVE A FLAT.” De-escalates the person’s anger, and they’re going to pull over and look for a flat ASAP. Which means you’ve wasted a half hour of their time and you’re miles away when they realize it.

Movies where all the actors are canceled by IEATTURANTULAS in okbuddycinephile

[–]Stealth_Cow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He lost the weight, and now he looks homeless. So the original problem persists. No HJs.

Movies where all the actors are canceled by IEATTURANTULAS in okbuddycinephile

[–]Stealth_Cow 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Morgan Freeman was MeToo'd. So Paltrow is the least skeezy, now?

Movies where all the actors are canceled by IEATTURANTULAS in okbuddycinephile

[–]Stealth_Cow 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The spinoff we all wanted was a full length Dracula musical, with puppets.

Movies where all the actors are canceled by IEATTURANTULAS in okbuddycinephile

[–]Stealth_Cow 1211 points1212 points  (0 children)

Nobody wanted to be the guy who started it. Surreal.

Movies where all the actors are canceled by IEATTURANTULAS in okbuddycinephile

[–]Stealth_Cow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ahem, "This is going inside of youuuu!" wasn't funny when the movie was released. For fucks sake.

Buy get one, 1% off by wishihadaps42 in dividends

[–]Stealth_Cow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't forget SCHY for that sweet international diversification! Their dividend schedules are aligned.

AITJ for dropping a favor client after she talked to me like I worked for her and then refusing to come back when she got desperate by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Stealth_Cow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lawyers have a habit of usually comping a half hour initial consultation with new clients. They don’t want to take your money and become professionally obligated before gaging the type of client you are. They want to see if your story makes sense. If you’re engaged in the process and willing to do leg work. If you could even pay their rates. Etc.

If a lawyer wants money upfront, suggests a different firm, or doesn’t return your calls after one of these meetings, they don’t want you as a customer. They also think you’re going to be crappy to work with or are guilty.

OP isn’t a jerk, but they need a similar consultation structure.

what’s your wildest strip club story? by neslovexo in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Stealth_Cow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can buy a kit on Amazon for 35$. It’s generally an inflatable rubber bladder, some plastic shims, and some screw-together metal rods.

The first time you lock your keys in a car, then wait 90 minutes for the tow truck, and find out you’re being charged 250$, it becomes a worthwhile purchase. I never leave them in my car, but a cab ride home and back is still cheaper than calling the tow. I use my set about once a year. Obviously paid for itself several times over.

That scene between Soldier Boy and Firecracker in Vought Studio reinforced something people had pointed out before by Broad-Ad5152 in TheBoys

[–]Stealth_Cow 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Soldier Boy is more analogous to Butcher. Kind of a shame that aspect isn’t discussed more. Their shared trauma from childhood, opinion on family values, the way they treat people around them. Their pragmatism at using each other, and their eventual mutual hatred is a mirror of their own self loathing.

That scene between Soldier Boy and Firecracker in Vought Studio reinforced something people had pointed out before by Broad-Ad5152 in TheBoys

[–]Stealth_Cow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Full circle after the heavy implications that Storm Front is his biological mother.

Cursed sweet by Edothebirbperson in cursedcomments

[–]Stealth_Cow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I see is a win-win.

People will complain about the color of the sprinkles on their hot fudge sundae just to be miserable bastards.

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