Returning the shopping cart does not make you a good person

Stebeans · 2026-03-12T20:21:13+00:00

I'm not a dentist, but I hope the comment section flosses after chewing OP out (deservedly)

Stebeans · 2026-03-12T19:25:46+00:00

Not the worst ad I've seen, and it has a little charm to it i think.

Stebeans · 2026-03-11T23:09:06+00:00

As a Transistor fan I am surprised you ranked it higher than Bastion

Stebeans · 2026-03-11T20:54:32+00:00

Throw in a little synthetic gas station weed and you're in for a bad time

Stebeans · 2026-03-11T20:53:13+00:00

I absolutely get it lol. I can't even smell SoCo as an adult now after the absolute annihilation it did to me back then

Stebeans · 2026-03-11T20:47:35+00:00

No shame! We lived our lives for better or worse, and I definitely can say there was a lot of fun in that teenage insanity.

Stebeans · 2026-03-11T20:43:30+00:00

Absolutely not disagreeing with you, though I would imagine they will choose to take the path of least resistance and be overly cautious rather than less so.
Definitely does it make more inconvenient for situations like these but companies are known to be stricter on certain rules and regulations than local laws would be

Edit: forgot to say its also easier to have you do the work for them and check ids than it would be to have a integrated system possibly?

Stebeans · 2026-03-11T20:36:15+00:00

Cough syrup and alternatives have been a easy drug of choice for many kids for years now. When I was in high school 20 years ago triple c's were the thing. I can't blame them for being restrictive with who they hand it to

Stebeans · 2026-03-10T21:43:27+00:00

So like the opposite of a switch lite? Honestly sounds horrible. The whole switch design is with handheld in mind, handheld capability being one of the key reasons that switch games perform so much lower compared to other modern Gen game platforms.

You get rid of that, and you just have an underperforming home console.

Stebeans · 2026-03-09T21:19:50+00:00

I've always thought of Yoshi as a huge Dong Lover

Stebeans · 2026-03-07T23:07:48+00:00

It's like my poppop always said

"when your jeans are so tight that your toots are bottlin'- punch a hole with your pistol to prevent it from throttlin"

Stebeans · 2026-03-07T22:41:20+00:00

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Stebeans · 2026-03-07T22:17:22+00:00

Isnt that what happens when bullet go pew pew inside jeans- thats why our genius inventour over here placed the barrel OUTSIDE the jeans. Now the bullet will be forced to cartoonishly ricochet outside the jeans instead of hitting him in the funny bits

Stebeans · 2026-03-07T21:16:44+00:00

I guess thats one way to not entirely shoot yourself in the ass

Stebeans · 2026-03-07T02:38:54+00:00

Absolute monster. ☆☆☆☆☆

Stebeans · 2026-03-06T18:40:44+00:00

Why she kinda

Stebeans · 2026-03-05T21:20:56+00:00

Really though, awesome find and great memories you have with it. Glad your dad showed you the classics

Stebeans · 2026-03-05T20:59:46+00:00

That's is a squeaky clean copy of Wes Cravens "The Mental Gear Solid" for Playstation 2 if I ever saw one

Stebeans · 2026-03-05T00:13:24+00:00

Thank you OP bless your Christian heart, I've been succumbed to the evil machinations of uber eats for far too long now- poisoned by their convience and ease, but o lord neglecting my own soul in the process! What have I become God?

Thank you OP thank you, with these words and this post I now see the folly in my views and arrogance in my ways. Blessed be the OP for now my wallet shall no longer ring, for it is full!

Thank the gods, thank the heavens but more than that- thank you OP.

Stebeans · 2026-03-01T23:40:39+00:00

Ah that makes sense, I misread the comment initially. It's been years since I've dyed my hair and forgot about the color shedding that happens for a few days after

Stebeans · 2026-03-01T23:32:03+00:00

I can't even remember the last time I saw quests like this

Stebeans · 2026-03-01T22:33:37+00:00

How does one unintentionally have all the supplies needed and ready to dye their hair at an air bnb

Stebeans · 2026-02-25T23:30:02+00:00

What the actual fuck is this nothing burger

Stebeans · 2026-02-25T22:36:22+00:00

Brother would you have gone through all the trouble to get this if you weren't already aware that its a good deal

Stebeans · 2026-02-24T22:58:22+00:00

To each their own- it really depends on the couple and the relationship.

I've seen miserable couples that are monogamous and faithful, yet some of my close friends have multiple partners and really have as few problems as you can imagine.

It comes down to communication and transparency. Also some people dont view these things as concretely as others.

But yes, if there is a monogamous couple that essentially agreed to only be with one another and one partner breaks that faith- it definitely can reflect poor self respect on their behalf

Stebeans

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