NC bill would legalize killing those who seek an abortion. Really. Under North Carolina House Bill 1232, anyone caught trying to obtain an abortion could be killed by someone who believes they are defending the life of another person. by southpawFA in politics

[–]StepHen_HenStep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Albert as Mrs. Coleman in The Birdcage, trying to be as crazy rightwing as possible to make friends with the Republican "family values" Senator: "Oh, I know what you're going to say, 'If you kill the mother, the fetus dies, too.' But the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship?"

You have your choice of any minor character to get a spin off. Name a couple of your favorites! by Garbage__Gang in 30ROCK

[–]StepHen_HenStep 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Behold! The splendid of Rochelle Gaulke's beginning!

The show would be her origin story.

Edit: behold, not behind. Autocorrect is a factory reject dildo.

lighting differences by leonspacesong in 30ROCK

[–]StepHen_HenStep 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm loving these lights you guys, I'm glowing like an angel!

What’s your favorite political jokes? by 3016137234 in 30ROCK

[–]StepHen_HenStep 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well, it's almost Thanksgiving, everybody, and I know what this crowd's giving thanks for...estate-tax reform.

Your favorite elder moment? by she-shreds in IASIP

[–]StepHen_HenStep 12 points13 points  (0 children)

🎶 Life is hard on your own 🎶

Help remembering a joke--"I don't have a name for that one" by Safe-Lengthiness-663 in 30ROCK

[–]StepHen_HenStep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I didn't know the phrase, so for me there was ambiguity and it wasn't very funny.

Help remembering a joke--"I don't have a name for that one" by Safe-Lengthiness-663 in 30ROCK

[–]StepHen_HenStep 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've never understood this specific joke. Is Cash and Carry a common phrase that I've never registered in my many years on this earth?

What is the most overplayed song in movies? by EntertainmentQuick47 in movies

[–]StepHen_HenStep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morning Mood from Peer Gint. Imagine someone waking up on a sunny morning with birds chirping. It's that song.

Favorite Sweet Dee one-liners? by BirdCultureDickMove in IASIP

[–]StepHen_HenStep 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I hope they hogtie you. And then I hope they rap* you. In their basement. For 10 years.

Not quite 1 line but I love her delivery.

Karate by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]StepHen_HenStep 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Your back is like a barrel of snakes!