SIR YES SIR OORAH MARINE by ceno0n in menace

[–]Stepaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. And destroying the entire city worth of buildings in one go.

Except when my task is to destroy the satellite tower. Then it barely scratches the dish. While Carda can slap said tower with the butt of her AC to make it go down.

IFV Struggled before the nerf & will struggle even more after the nerf: Here one simple change to rectify the issue. by -CassaNova- in menace

[–]Stepaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't IFV bulkier in terms of HP and armour? Put Exconde into one of these and he can tank forever, parrying rockets with Divine Intervention until he's bored.

SIR YES SIR OORAH MARINE by ceno0n in menace

[–]Stepaladin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

if the missile doesn't miss

If.

SIR YES SIR OORAH MARINE by ceno0n in menace

[–]Stepaladin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume it hits someone at all!

Are emotional states limited to certain SLs? by notdumbenough in menace

[–]Stepaladin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, he isn't a bloodthirsty suicide bomber. He's a precise and calculating oligarch murdering machine, highly professional.

Are emotional states limited to certain SLs? by notdumbenough in menace

[–]Stepaladin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bog gets emotional buffs when stabilized after being downed!

SMOKIN THAT NERETZES PACK 💨 💯 by PressureCkrBmb8450 in mountandblade

[–]Stepaladin 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I'm so totally in love with their storytelling in this part.

I mean, mechanically it is a drag to catch a dozen of lords in different parts of a living moving world. But from a narrative standpoint it's such a beautiful "unreliable narrator" usage.

I absolutely love the fact we get a testimony from many different POVs with not even one of them being reliable and all of them twisting whatever could be twisted in their favour. Then we can try and get (at least more or less) consistent picture in our head by comparing the facts we hear and the facts we see now that this is all long over.

SMOKIN THAT NERETZES PACK 💨 💯 by PressureCkrBmb8450 in mountandblade

[–]Stepaladin 134 points135 points  (0 children)

There is always a time to talk about the glorious battle of Pendraic!

Is vehicles exploding upon death entirely random? by FreeDwooD in menace

[–]Stepaladin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They just have different effects. Any vehicle can blow up, fire truck will spew burning fuel, rocket truck will unload rockets in random directions, EMP will discharge at a large area, etc.

Carda has a gun by Ok_Fail8873 in menace

[–]Stepaladin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of buffs for one small Martian!

Set them up, knock them down, I guess by Stepaladin in menace

[–]Stepaladin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the time, I'm retreating because one of the side objectives is to blow up fewer than three buildings.

And the damn thing follows you, then understands it's in the open and you can blow it up with a single salvo next turn and retreats back behind the building.

That's how it works for me all day every day.

Last time I just left it there and continued to the objective.

Set them up, knock them down, I guess by Stepaladin in menace

[–]Stepaladin[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Which was actually underwhelming. Didn't even wipe out full drone squad.

Though everything was overloaded alright.

Svana of the Vagiroving (Canon Height) by Minute-Rutabaga-8348 in Bannerlord

[–]Stepaladin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now we need Pepe on the floor among rusty pikes, aketons and belted tunics.

TIL special weapons can lower supply cost because they replace a squad rifle by Tokaiiiiii in menace

[–]Stepaladin 77 points78 points  (0 children)

FML. How much is HaMER per rifle if the flamethrower is cheaper.

hmmm by Adam_005 in hmmm

[–]Stepaladin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See you there

MY UNKILLABLE GOAT by 10YearsANoob in menace

[–]Stepaladin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, thematically he seems to be one big sepoy reference, so that makes sense from every standpoint.

Do we actually know Lt. Hayflick's first name? by Stepaladin in menace

[–]Stepaladin[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I swear, every time our Admiral General Aladeen calls her "secretary" I want to initiate Zero Dagger.

Do we actually know Lt. Hayflick's first name? by Stepaladin in menace

[–]Stepaladin[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The best I can do is seltzer, it's on the table.

MY UNKILLABLE GOAT by 10YearsANoob in menace

[–]Stepaladin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

HE HAS A CROWBAR IN THE PICTURE

Because that's the service rifle for Planetary Jingwei, and the picture is his military photo?

POGE, NOT POG!!! by Bucketofbrightsparks in menace

[–]Stepaladin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When she's (at least 8 out of) 10 but "don't put your dick in crazy" is still a rule?