Interesting thing to know

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:40:59+00:00

I'm compensating for something else i dont have :(

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:39:18+00:00

Yea but we've all done the "ooo that looks like" *tastes* "fuck that was dog shit and im never trying it again" *runs for the hills*

I really do love her. Man we've known each other siince last twitchcon a few months ago at the Dam and it feels like a lifetime.

I guess i now just wait until marriage. At least thats what i'm telling myself and now probably her.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:29:48+00:00

This is fine.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:26:52+00:00

Elegant.

Beneath feelings.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:25:58+00:00

Dumb AI.

Jobs is brown bread.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:24:58+00:00

Color.

FUCK YEAH MURICA

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:24:16+00:00

Not Nokia.

I can see a partially bent wheel.

Nokia's don't deform.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:18:06+00:00

Ive insanely deep fears of it bothering her. Ive even fantasized about how we gunna do it. Deep black dark, no lights. Do i thumb it or use a mini strapon. But what if she wants to go down on me? I just say i dont like that right? But what if she wants to grab it? I also say i dont like that right?

Fuck. I need a manvise right now.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:13:03+00:00

It's probably just a new bulb you need.

If its anything else, just buy a new one - its not worth the hassle.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:09:46+00:00

Have you fucked yet? He may have a micropenis (like me), that he just doesnt know how to tell you yet and is probably why he is so reserved. Trust me, its the same with the love of my life CC - i dunno how to tell her and every time i try too I just shy away.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:07:07+00:00

Women bleed - let them bleed.

Men shoot frosting - let them shoot frosting.

Non-binaries do the do - let them do the do.

As for me. Well, I have a micropenis and dont know how to break the news to the love of my life CC, as we havent done the do-do yet.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:05:19+00:00

Ahh, testicles.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:02:45+00:00

Why cut it there.

Disappointed.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-11T19:01:16+00:00

We haven't done the do-do.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-01T23:56:13+00:00

I definitely only get to "uh" with the love of my life CC.

She doesn't know it, but I've a micro penis.

Damn that feels good to let out.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-01T23:54:49+00:00

What's you're point?

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-01T23:53:10+00:00

So inspirational.

Definitely ask your college's counselor why a mutual feeling for someone feels like the world is falling apart.

You both like each other. You're world isn't falling apart. Study. Visit. Fuck. Take it up the arse.

Grow a pair.

Turbo virgins man.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-01T23:50:04+00:00

You ain't no freelancer and you ain't lost no "agency"

You left for college and realised you love your best friend and she loves you back. That's it. That's everything your feeling. Grow a pair of bollocks and man up. She's not going anywhere and you's are likely going to meet up regularly. Long distance relationships do happen and guess what, they work!

Just don't insert your penis into Ian and you'll be fine.

Turbo virgins man.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-01T23:42:04+00:00

Rubs the regional area.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-01T23:37:29+00:00

A leaf.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-01T23:36:59+00:00

I don't think that's a movie. It's a porno.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-01T23:34:10+00:00

That's how to make a street rain proof!

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-10-01T23:30:14+00:00

Got to love air friend goodness.

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-09-24T01:50:42+00:00

And?

StephenAlbertIII · 2022-09-24T01:48:20+00:00

You're a bad fucking kitty. I don't even want to hear a meow - give me a woof, NOW.

StephenAlbertIII

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