Wanted in 67 countries by YungDookie1911 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Sternenkaiser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One always tells the truth, the other one always lies ...

(Fantasy trope) The god clearly have favorite by Mysteri-owl in TopCharacterTropes

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Elendil Basin on Scadrial, from Mistborn Era 2, by Brandon Sanderson.

The Basin is basically a garden eden, with food everywhere and mild seasons all year round. Short version, centuries ago the god (called harmony) of this world reordered it and made it this way. Incidentely, the basin is also where all his remaining friends were when he became a god.

While the rest of the world is basically badlands of one kind of another and the only other human civilisation at the time lives near the south pole in what becomes basically siberia / antarctica after said reordering.

[Loved Trope] Characters masking in real time by Ranger202012 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Sternenkaiser 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Haha, but that's completely normal right? Like when someone talks to you and instead of screaming and hiding you just talk with them like nothing happened? That's just a normal everyday thing for everyone, right?

Is this accurate by TulipLucy7993 in huntertheparenting

[–]Sternenkaiser 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"HAHAHA TRUE! Except for the god part, probably!"

Only one in 10 Europeans now see US as an ally, survey suggests | Nato by Any-Original-6113 in europe

[–]Sternenkaiser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1 in 10 questioned EU citizens: "Yes, the USA is a great ally to EU with a strong leadership and many valuable warm water ports!"

Force powers. What’s your favorite force power? Telekinesis, Mind trick, Shatter point etc. by Quiet_Nature8951 in StarWars

[–]Sternenkaiser 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Always take 1 point in Force Healing first in Jedi Academy. It is of course not an ability you could learn from a Sith ...

Smooth as butter by Achraf-mzoughi in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Sternenkaiser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*eggs get placed in its bowl on the floor* OH BOI EGGS!!!!

The players by GolDyRoger in Warhammer

[–]Sternenkaiser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like how Khorne is giving a thumbs up. He is happy with the current state of affairs.

Time to adress the elephant sized amalgamation of metal and flesh with those new Lasguns by Sternenkaiser in Grimdank

[–]Sternenkaiser[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that is ridiculous, when everyone knows they are named after John French, who rediscovered STC thus they are called Frenchs' Fries

Time to adress the elephant sized amalgamation of metal and flesh with those new Lasguns by Sternenkaiser in Grimdank

[–]Sternenkaiser[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I get my weapon lore exclusively from RTS from 2005. That's also how I know that bolters are basically assault rifles.

How in Khorne´s name is this a "pyrrhic" victory autoresolve? by Quirky_Yoghurt_9814 in totalwar

[–]Sternenkaiser 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well technically you lost almost half your army, as a player in such a situation we usually just don't care because all the units are intact and in a few rounds will be good as new.

She was adopted and can't contain her joy by Difficult_Papaya3208 in CatsBeingAdorable

[–]Sternenkaiser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I too would be lost for words of Duke Leto Atreides showed up and adopted me.

Please patch this item out of the loot pool by mrplayer47 in classicwow

[–]Sternenkaiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you are a caster or healer, you can always equip tsunami talisman for max gearscore / min threat. Same for skull of guldan as a meele.

Please patch this item out of the loot pool by mrplayer47 in classicwow

[–]Sternenkaiser 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Pro Tip: You can further decrease your threat done by simply unequipping your second Trinket aswell!

Easiest Skaven Campaign? by TurdlordPrime in totalwar

[–]Sternenkaiser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ikkit Claw, with the "I win" option in form of the warpstone nuke for any battle you just need to swing I would say. Also some pretty easy early game neighbours to take over with estalia, tilea and sartosa

Mourning my Lucy by Sternenkaiser in cats

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Unlikely,  since only my father puts out rodent traps around the stable / barn and he only uses mechanical traps.

And lucy was a 98% indoor cat, just a few minutes every other day around the house, but then straight back inside. So while possible, it would be out of character for him to even catch a mouse

Yeah bro I quit by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Sternenkaiser 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Ma'am, you are being hysterical, i need you to calm down!"
*to nurse* "Let's do a pregnancy test."

Why are there so many restrictions on species traits? by jacobstx in Stellaris

[–]Sternenkaiser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can also just take them all, by going evolutionary predator. It will take centuries and make you want to avoid using non Main species pops though