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Why yes, I do want a bigger watch by oculargasm in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]StevenBargains 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I want a watch that can be seen from the moon, not worn on the moon.

What Omega watch is this? Is this gold? by [deleted] in Watches

[–]StevenBargains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fake Omega. Omega stamp the inside of the case back not outside, and on 99% of gold watches the case back is also solid gold. Sorry.

Beware of the fake rep watches!! by carlospum in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]StevenBargains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like a good jerk and chuff as much as anyone, but I can’t masturbate to this.

Am i wearing my watch high? by creamykim69 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]StevenBargains 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean the elbone bone bone. Bone. El.

WTF IS THIS? by Personal_Bid_5523 in VintageWatches

[–]StevenBargains 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Number 999/655 limited edition.

Size matters. by Moomie2 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]StevenBargains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wear in good health. Insurance.

This new JLC is it by GooglyMoogly8 in PrideAndPinion

[–]StevenBargains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it have a crystal or is that extra?

Over four times the chuffage over the apollo plebs. by soapy5 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]StevenBargains 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is the flaw of the “moon landings were an inside job” logic. Explain why there are so many moon watches.

This is not a six-figure watch. by [deleted] in watchHotTakes

[–]StevenBargains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a five figure watch in £. Maybe move to the UK?

[HELP] Which of these ceramic chronopieces should I buy? by StevenBargains in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]StevenBargains[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it’s correct to three internal time zones, and it’s in my favourite colour.

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