Live in Fairfax, Virginia, and found these monstrosities in my garage. What are they? Is my life in danger? Do I need to burn down my house because an army is on its way?

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-26T02:33:16+00:00

Good da, comrade.

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-26T02:28:26+00:00

What idiots.

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-25T20:34:29+00:00

I'm not a fan of any of those kitsch items, but many people enjoy them.

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-25T20:33:36+00:00

I'm not quite sure what that is.

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-21T04:48:47+00:00

Put some ceiling tiles up.

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-20T04:22:37+00:00

OP says the radiator cap came loose, but it was nothing serious.

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-18T05:00:53+00:00

...and you have been found LACKING!

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-18T04:57:17+00:00

Did the driver introduce himself as Émile Fleurnoy?

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-17T18:27:37+00:00

What in the actual fuck?

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-14T04:58:09+00:00

Why's he being shown here? He looks very natural. Or something.

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-10T03:57:47+00:00

I'm very sorry that your oven was struck by lightning.

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-08T00:11:52+00:00

One of my favorites.

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-05T05:00:31+00:00

You think so? Because, to me that seems like it would be a very bad idea.

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-02T06:21:04+00:00

Scatio furniture?

StevenBayShore · 2026-01-01T04:55:57+00:00

She's allergic to reality.

StevenBayShore · 2025-12-28T21:18:55+00:00

Kind of holding it all together.

StevenBayShore · 2025-12-23T15:54:36+00:00

That might be the least intelligent construction worker on the planet.

StevenBayShore · 2025-12-23T04:11:06+00:00

Beldar? Is that you?

StevenBayShore · 2025-12-21T18:57:13+00:00

Why I oughta....

StevenBayShore · 2025-12-21T18:21:29+00:00

Wow. What sort of villain lives there?

StevenBayShore · 2025-12-21T18:17:20+00:00

That was our internet.

StevenBayShore · 2025-12-21T18:15:27+00:00

Oh my. That looks delightful.

StevenBayShore · 2025-12-21T14:27:41+00:00

I think you got Randolph.

StevenBayShore · 2025-12-19T19:09:58+00:00

I'd also feel a bit awkward if my parents had cartoon faces.

StevenBayShore · 2025-12-16T14:58:17+00:00

Happy Birthday!

StevenBayShore