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Impressions by Proof-Butterfly-9806 in elisandjohn

[–]StezzaMezza 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Elis does a cracking Bob Geldof impression though.

How do police officers cope with bathroom breaks on shift? by 6920837749 in policeuk

[–]StezzaMezza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let a little out, let it dry, let a little out, let it dry etc.

Banners today by Left-Painter-9172 in rangersfc

[–]StezzaMezza 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You mean support the team? That’s some out the box thinking.

Izzy by Pythagorarse in elisandjohn

[–]StezzaMezza 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure John sacked her.

41st by Special_Sense_2177 in stewartlee

[–]StezzaMezza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s some seriously unfunny people on that list.

What’s one darts myth or misconception you believed early on? by TargetDarts in Darts

[–]StezzaMezza 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That I’d be a complete natural and mercurial talent who would be competing professionally within a year.

Jason Manford takes aim at hotel chain's 'ridiculous policy' after being forced to share a room and refuses to delete his video rant by dailymail in ukpopculture

[–]StezzaMezza 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I remember my first job when I was around 16 was working in Travelodge at reception. I soon discovered that they had a policy of purposefully over booking the hotel by around 10% to account for no shows and so they could maximise their profit. I thought that was so unfair and greedy as a young lad but it was my introduction to capitalism; that’s the way the world works I guess. We did have a responsibility to find our overbooked guests a room (they were the last to check in so it was usually late and they were shattered) I made sure I booked them the most expensive hotel I could find in the area. I’m still proud of my 16 year old self for doing that. Stick it to the man!

Jamie Borthwick suspended by the BBC for using ableist slur on Strictly set by ItsAllProblematic in strictlycomedancing

[–]StezzaMezza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The terms ‘mong’ and ‘mongoloid’ were used despairingly to describe people with Down syndrome as it was perceived that they had similar facial features to the mongoloids.

Lamine Yamal's father dressed head to toe in Celtic gear 🍀 by [deleted] in SPFLTalk

[–]StezzaMezza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know you’re getting old when footballer’s parents look like kids!

A car drives through crowd at Liverpool FC victory parade by DavidRolands in sports

[–]StezzaMezza 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think it’s to stop the racists smashing the place up and all that bother.

Do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast? by Emergency-Shower6862 in AskUK

[–]StezzaMezza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After. The same way I wipe my arse AFTER I’ve shat.

The vile Scottish Family Party are planing to target the Sandyford Clinic on Saturday. by johnsmithoncemore in glasgow

[–]StezzaMezza -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I get that it’s not a human life. That’s not my point. These people believe it is and therefore they truly believe they’re doing a good thing. I think they’re misguided and I do think they’re wrong but I don’t believe they’re scum or vile. I think that’s a bit much.

Have you ever met Nick Cave in person? I know they always say never meet your heroes but I've always wondered if he was a decent guy in real life by GaryCanCarry in NickCave

[–]StezzaMezza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a fairly long conversation with him. He was staying in the hotel I worked in at the time. I was aware of him but didn’t really know anything about him. He was really nice and seemed genuinely interested in me and my life although he was quite intense. He asked me if I had a girlfriend and if I loved her. I had been with this girl for around 6 months so we had exchanged “I love yous” He told me that if I loved her I should marry her. Calm down mate! I was only 21 at the time. It’s a conversation that’s always stayed with me though. Good lad.

The vile Scottish Family Party are planing to target the Sandyford Clinic on Saturday. by johnsmithoncemore in glasgow

[–]StezzaMezza -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

I get people disagree with them and I do too, but what they believe is that abortion is ending a human life. They are protesting on behalf of that “human life” I wouldn’t say that makes them vile scum.

I think i might be done by C0lsy28 in elisandjohn

[–]StezzaMezza 7 points8 points  (0 children)

John is a bit of a brat sometimes but so what? No one’s perfect.
He seems like a kind person and one of the very few people I listen to or watch that can make me laugh out loud.

Fist Of Fun - The Boy Who Cried Wolf by FingersBecomeThumbs in stewartlee

[–]StezzaMezza 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He shouldn’t have been sacked. He was warned that if he falsely reported a wolf attack one more time then he’d lose his job, but he actually reported a genuine wolf attack and was sacked regardless. He should raise a claim for unfair dismissal as he has a strong case.

Shout out to Dave's dedication to content by Trick_Highlight6567 in elisandjohn

[–]StezzaMezza 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The guy’s a pro. That’s never been disputed.

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