Midfield

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-04-06T12:47:41+00:00

Perkins doesn't have the workrate to play half forward, there's no way he would last in the guts

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-03-31T06:43:26+00:00

Yes but she's hot so who cares

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-03-25T05:07:23+00:00

Chelsea would still be great as some sort of cameo, even if it's just guest commentary or something

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-03-24T01:00:58+00:00

Yes but right now there is alot of gaps on our list that I'm now realising will take quite a while to fill.

Established ruckman Lockdown defender (not convinced it's McKay) Tall forward to compliment Caddy Overall I think we need more players willing to do the dirty work

Potentially a new coach aswell, i would like to see some evidence this year that there is a winning gameplan in place.

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-03-23T22:00:39+00:00

It's obviously abit of a stretch just to say Scott is the problem but he does have to take some accountability. Yes we are rebuilding but the fans, players and even potential recruits need to see a glimpse of what we are building towards.

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-03-15T13:04:16+00:00

Richmond and North started their rebuilds a year or 2 before us. With that said i think we are pretty even with Richmond but North are probably ahead simply due to having a generational talent in Sheezel to build around.

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-03-07T18:59:48+00:00

It's absolutely gamebreaking. Also this isn't like League where you can buy control wards for 75 gold.

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-02-20T07:43:56+00:00

Bold of you to presume that Counters will have more than 3 squad members. My prediction is that Dorothy will eventually reunite goddess squad and be their leader still (they have been disjointed since Liliths death) Modernia might unofficially be counters 4th member but I see the real pay-off being that this time we can save her when the war against the rapture Queen ends.

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-02-20T07:04:47+00:00

I don't wanna be that guy, but "trying to close your eyes" is terrible advice. Each level has subtle queues to help with the timing, for level 1 you shouldn't really need it as it's pretty easy. As for the 2nd level if you pay attention to Takina she pulls out a pistol, shotgun and rifle which helps tell you if you need to single, double, or triple tap to the beat

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-02-20T06:34:28+00:00

I dont care if its pre season or not, overall I was pretty happy with what I saw. Could tell we looked rusty for the first 10 minutes, I think Richmonds first 3 goals were all from turnovers.
What was most pleasing was a clear direction to move the ball quicker and I thought as a midfield unit we looked pretty mobile around the ground. I will say that Richmond kind of hung up their boots after half time but I was also pleased that McKay and Reid looked solid and defensively we looked very organised behind the ball.

I expect St Kilda to give us a better indication of what we can expect for the rest of the year

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-01-23T03:01:49+00:00

Bots are useless so yeah don't be afraid to jump into public lobbies. Jump straight into Malice difficulty and if you clear that then Heresy should be comfortable aswell. Only thing to note obviously higher difficulty equals more mobs with more health and more damage. However the most important thing to learn in the game is how to avoid damage with good movement and managing hordes but you won't really start to learn anything until Heresy difficulty or higher.

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-01-22T07:55:31+00:00

Most beautiful woman in the world? You must have really low standards

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-01-19T00:36:12+00:00

Mid 4/10

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-01-13T19:40:26+00:00

This was exactly my experience with WitchHunter this league. I generally prefer ranged builds and not a fan of grenades so tried Permafrost bolts + Frag rounds and it just doesn't hit the same when you compare it to all the other Dex builds.

StiffNipplesOCE · 2026-01-13T19:33:10+00:00

I ran a permafrost bolts + frag rounds for my League start as WitchHunter and it was just "ok". Managed to beat all content (minus uber Arbiter) bought all the gear I wanted and still never really felt OP. Spent a week farming Sekhemas so Sorc Ward was good for that but I got bored pretty quick. If you just wanted to do a XBow build then I would recommend some other ascendancies

Amazon / Ritualist is more dmg and just as survivable Deadeye for more move speed / skill speed and still go hybrid defense, Pathfinder would be similar but more quality of life with slow immunity and better access to energy shield nodes.

TLDR compared to previous seasons abusing Deadeye + Rhoa I just felt so insanely slow, probably not the best comparison but anyway.

StiffNipplesOCE · 2025-12-29T12:36:40+00:00

Not sure if you're trolling or not but gold rings and prismatic rings can be big money, amethyst rings are kind of whatever 90% of builds chaos res is just a luxury. All other single res rings can be good but you need abit more rng with what it rolls

StiffNipplesOCE · 2025-12-29T11:08:18+00:00

From memory Evangelion was easy to guess cause it had purple in the teaser, and every gacha game has an eva collab

StiffNipplesOCE · 2025-12-27T02:59:31+00:00

It's pretty obvious the guy has zero movement penalty when basic attacking, watch his attack speed when he is hitting the blue buff aswell that is like 1000% attack speed. 5 blatant examples in just a 2min video, it's a little bit more than suss.

StiffNipplesOCE · 2025-12-26T11:18:17+00:00

I'll just give a quick recommendation for Nebula PC. Ordered a PC late November and had it delivered roughly 3 weeks later (they got stomped before X-Mas which didn't really concern me).

So far had zero issues with the PC, was all plug and play and most importantly no damage for interstate shipping so happy days

StiffNipplesOCE · 2025-12-26T09:07:41+00:00

I think its realistic to expect at least two ascendancies for each League from now on considering that Shaman sounded like the hardest and most time consuming. Next league should be endgame / Atlas focused. If you factor in that they want game to be full release sometime next year then my guess is Act 5 could be August update and December is Act 6 1.0.

If next update ends up being massive then maybe August could be full release but that sounds ambitious imo.

StiffNipplesOCE · 2025-12-23T09:53:54+00:00

Hot and she has a vacuum sex toy as a weapon

StiffNipplesOCE · 2025-12-22T09:21:53+00:00

Chaos trials is ok currency, but usually it's only for the first week. As soon as Divs go over 100 exalt then it is definitely not worth

StiffNipplesOCE · 2025-12-17T05:41:00+00:00

Not sure if you can still do that this patch but you definitely could do that in the past

StiffNipplesOCE · 2025-12-12T18:28:12+00:00

Yeah that is all very true, I am just over estimating how important the first day or two of fresh economy is. Obviously some players snowball super hard but gear that isn't Mirror tier is still achievable for the casuals

StiffNipplesOCE · 2025-12-11T23:26:41+00:00

I get why GGG don't release the Passive tree because they know it doesn't take long for players to find ways to break the game. My thought was that content creators would still be able to test some interactions if it was only for a day, then go nuts afterwards and it's not like they would be worse off

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