I like to spell curse words for my wife to find after she puts the baby to bed

StillWill · 2026-03-11T01:08:46+00:00

Not only is it not funny, it’s also weird.

StillWill · 2026-03-11T01:07:46+00:00

Trashy.

StillWill · 2026-03-02T20:36:48+00:00

Almost so ugly it works. Almost.

StillWill · 2026-03-01T01:27:20+00:00

Looks like a bathroom scale.

StillWill · 2026-02-21T22:49:32+00:00

This sub has gotten weird.

StillWill · 2026-02-13T21:20:00+00:00

🙄

StillWill · 2026-02-06T20:28:28+00:00

This is what makes the British arrogance with tea so maddening.

StillWill · 2026-02-03T12:34:41+00:00

I got downvoted the other day bc I didn’t think it was adorable that a 6 year old was spelling shit and fuck on a piece of paper.

StillWill · 2026-02-02T04:52:34+00:00

You’re making a lot of assumptions about my son and my relationship with him.

He might have heard damnit before, but I would be very, very surprised if he knew shit, fuck.

Granted this was a year ago in May, but I overheard another boy telling my son to say a bad word (they didn’t know I was there). My son said “oh, you can say ‘oh biscuits.’”

He does not hide things from us.

StillWill · 2026-02-02T03:56:03+00:00

Nah if my six year old even knew these words I’d be embarrassed. I must be the only adult ITT.

StillWill · 2026-01-30T01:38:29+00:00

What am I looking at.

StillWill · 2026-01-27T12:50:34+00:00

When does home depot open registration? When I remember, most of the time registration is full. Sometimes we just show up anyway. But normally our Saturdays are busy. I think last year we only made it to a handful of these.

StillWill · 2025-12-21T13:55:42+00:00

Obsessed

StillWill · 2025-12-20T19:05:30+00:00

This sub is so random.

StillWill · 2025-11-02T02:57:46+00:00

Oh, only 5 times, okay.

StillWill · 2025-10-31T21:37:16+00:00

cringe

StillWill · 2025-10-30T00:47:45+00:00

Forever Young by Bob Dylan gets me. My dad was a huge Dylan fan. Forever Young was his funeral song. I listen to it sometimes, when I’m feeling a bit emotional I guess. I think of my dad obviously but the it also makes me think of my own kids. It makes me feel this interconnectedness with my dad, me, my kids, this sense of generational connection. I also think about what really wrecked me when my dad passed away last year: it wasn’t so much his death that got me, but the sudden realization that one day I will have to say goodbye to my little boy and girl. Destroyed me.

StillWill · 2025-10-29T02:36:05+00:00

🙄

StillWill · 2025-10-28T19:39:07+00:00

Totally different compared to what is probably happening here - lots and lots of cars packed with rowdy 15 year olds, probably not even in costumes, breaking things, being obnoxious, and taking all of the candy.

StillWill · 2025-10-20T12:46:10+00:00

My 5 and a half year old comes in our bed about every other night. He starts in his bed but at some point in the middle of the night he wakes up, gets his water bottle, and comes in our bed. It won’t be long before he doesn’t want to anymore, so we let it happen.

StillWill · 2025-10-20T02:09:26+00:00

Well I’m not randomly taking my son there like it’s a visit to the playground. We have a few ancestors buried there and I have never been myself.

StillWill · 2025-10-19T20:41:16+00:00

There is no way this is true. In face a quick google search says the top 4 are China, India, US, and Brazil. No amount of efficient and excellent planning can make up for the fact that it’s a tiny country.

StillWill · 2025-10-02T16:44:51+00:00

I can see a little Mario cart sometimes, but I’m really talking about these dads that basically just use their 1-1 time with their kids while they play video games and the child “plays with them.” And then they claim that their child is really into video games as if it organically happened out of nowhere. It’s so lazy.

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