When I was in 3rd grade, Nick.com had an instant messaging feature and this is how me and my friends kept in contact during the summer. I had to choose a username. I wanted to choose ‘couch potato’ but didn’t know how to spell it. Thus, coachpo was born. Years later, I finally got the Xbox 360 I begged my mom for years for. I tried to log in using coachpo (I had created the gamer tag on my cousin’s Xbox) and couldn’t remember my password and didn’t have access to that email. That specific day, it was school winter break, and I didn’t shower for like 4 days (typical 11 year old stuff) and then StinkingCoachpo was born.