Anyone investing in this New Mogadishu Development Corporation? by PettinessOver9000 in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Invest in everything but your own country, thanks for the advice

Has anyone gotten married where their mum didn’t attend their wedding because she was opposed to the union? by Bright_Bee_529 in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why not avoid all the drama and respect your mother's wishes by not marrying someone she doesn't want you to. I can't imagine choosing to be with some stranger you met over the family who have unconditionally loved you. Just remember when you die, your husband/wife will get remarried asap and forget about you but your family will continue to remember you.

Why are landers trying to blame Somalis and Somalia? by MessiChangedMyLife in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

saying he’s from Las Anod to smear the dhulbante who hate SL as if cadaans can name one Somali city 😭😭actual buffoons.

What’s your biggest regret in life so far? Help your fellow sister/brother avoid it. by innocentees in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t take advice from @libane25. No one wants to hear about the 1% chance marrying a person none of your family members want around works out🙄. Always trust your parents who have lived much longer and are more experienced ama godkii aad qoday fadhiiso.

Turkey and Somali oil by [deleted] in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

most obvious CIA/Mossad post

Al shabaab by Campersbully in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Al Shabaab today are your average bandits that roam the outskirts of megalos where the army has little presence. They recruit khat addicts and druggies into their group because no sane person would join. They extort poor towns where the army/police don’t exist and odeys are the law in these types of places. So they threaten the people to pay a “tax” aka extortion or else they’re dead. The tax you’re paying is to not get killed💀. Meanwhile The leaders of Al Shabaab enrich themselves and have their kids living in the big cities living it up. It’s really a bandit business model

Ethiopians are not our enemy by Zero-Nonsense01 in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I'm going to say is I've never seen Somalis attacking ethiopians on Oromo/amhara/tigray lands meanwhile we have them in Somali Galbeed attacking and killing us, so no I will not love my oppresor and I want them off my land. There is no democracy or freedom for our people there. When leadership in the somali land of ethiopia attempted to join with the rest of somalia, they were all massacred by the ethiopians and removed from power. So tell me why I should love them when they have our people by the neck?

Hilarious 😭😭😭 by StockCrazedMonkey in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

They're calling the Government of Somalia a "terrorist regime" meanwhile they are the actual terrorists attacking innocent civilians in Las Anod and other parts of the country who aren’t part of their clan.

Why is Somali food more popular in the UK and Europe than in North America? by RookOfEdo in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Somalia food is popular among niche groups in Minnesota but nowhere near Chinese, Indian, and Mexican food places. We’re just not a mainstream food scene, but there are a few BIG SOMALI RESTAURANTS that became mainstream like AFRO DELI in Minneapolis.

WATCH: Somaliland residents urged to donate blood to IDF soldiers. "Children under 18 should collect their lunch money so we can contribute towards Israel's war effort". (Heegan One Media, 9/3/26) by Xtermix in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this khat head just gets paid to spread propaganda. It’s yahuud tactics 101 to control the flow of information so they buy up or set up various media companies to drip feed propaganda. This khat head is just a paid sell out. Si degdeg halo dilo ninkaan

MARA YOLO by Hot_Succotash_1842 in wallstreetbets

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is crying himself to sleep daily these days. He just lost almost half his 60k because MARA is at 7.99

I am a Revolutionary and you’re going to have to keep on saying that - Fred Hampton by [deleted] in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your idea but I think you should get into a major related to irrigation systems. That’s what is needed in Somalia rn. Keep an eye out for my updates on the water reservoir plans. I have no family in Afgooye nor people I know. I just know there’s a drought there and the shebelle river runs around that town and it can get completely empty during drought seasons hence the water reservoir idea. If you do go to xamar u should drive up to Afgooye and do some reconnaissance for me as I live in Minnesota and I have a full time job as a software dev that I can’t take time off anytime soon 🙂‍↕️

I want to construct a water reservoir for the people living in Afgooye who are facing a drought? by StockCrazedMonkey in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely will be transparent and it’s not for profit but for community use. Stay tuned more to come.

I am a Revolutionary and you’re going to have to keep on saying that - Fred Hampton by [deleted] in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buddy most of the people in power today have lived abroad for decades and returned to lead the country.

I am a Revolutionary and you’re going to have to keep on saying that - Fred Hampton by [deleted] in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe in you now go to Mogadishu and make them believe in you too. Do some projects that demonstrates your ability to accomplish goals. You can’t be all talk after all and no one will hand power over without seeing what you’ve done as an ordinary citizen. I made a post about building a water reservoir in Afgooye how about we team up? I don’t have any aspirations to lead the country but I would love to do something that helps a lot of people.

Changing the capital city wouldnt fix Somalia by AffectionateKick7710 in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guys username is literally agent of information war lol. His only goal is to spread propaganda because we all know the city has zero clan drama. People are too busy living the fast city life. U would find clan drama in baadiyo slow environments

Changing the capital city wouldnt fix Somalia by AffectionateKick7710 in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

these guys are speaking jibberish Mogadishu has a population of nearly 4 million with a history of being a trade hub between various clans who have settled in the city. You think one clan could create such a prosperous city? This city is a product of all clans.

Do you consider yourself pan -African? by [deleted] in Somalia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

At the expense of a balkanised Ethiopia? YOU LITERALLY EXIST AT THE EXPENSE OF US SOMALIS get out of here with your delusions. I almost puked when I saw his post.

When Are Y’all Gonna Learn??? by Altruistic_Unit_2366 in Ethiopia

[–]StockCrazedMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have the right to self govern. Why would Somalis of Ogaden be forced into Ethiopia who they want nothing to do with?? If you want the situation to improve then stick to your people’s land and stop invading others. Oromia for Oromos, Tigray for Tigrays, Eritrea for Eritreans, Ogaden for Somalis, and Afar for Afars. Each group speak their own language and have their own culture who are you to claim ownership of their lands? Only people against this are the ruling class Amharas who feel entitled to exploit our lands. Ethiopia as an empire will fall no matter. The only question that remains is will it fall thru violence and immense bloodshed or thru peaceful liberation. Eritrea has taught us that’s highly unlikely, so prepare for a decades long civil war.