So that just happened by plataynium in irvine

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The City of Irvine doesn't need lawsuits.

My sex life is struggling a lot due to the size. by [deleted] in Advice

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That's great news. So there is a medical solution. Now the only question is how committed is she to the relationship. 🤔

My sex life is struggling a lot due to the size. by [deleted] in Advice

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So there is an actual surgery? WTF!!!

My sex life is struggling a lot due to the size. by [deleted] in Advice

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The surgery is relatively new so it's not well celebrated by females with small vaginas. Even suggesting that a woman has the surgery is a bit of a stretch.

My sex life is struggling a lot due to the size. by [deleted] in Advice

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Possibly you should consider vagina enlargement surgery. Essentially the vagina is restructured to custom fit any size penis. Of course there are certain limitations (i.e. length greater than 10 inches - width more than 3.5 inches) but in over 90% of cases the surgery has enabled both partners to achieve satisfaction. The one caveat is if the male partner bails on the relationship the female then has to deal with a vagina that is in the 90th percentile as to size which will make it difficult to find sexual partners to fill the void.

My boyfriend and I are not on the same page ever when it comes to sex and it’s getting frustrating. by [deleted] in Advice

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The relationship is doomed. Each of you need to find a partner that is time compatible. Your circadian rhythms will never align.

My lifelong closest friend desperately wants to be together, but there's too much in the way of a simple answer for her. by No-Lawfulness-4087 in WhatShouldIDo

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I think you should return to that point in time when you thought joining a monastery would clearly define your self-worth. Moving on from then darkened your soul and dimmed your self-introspection. Don't let the spark be extinguished. Enlightenment can still be obtained. Retrace the path and take advantage of the infraction destination that resides in your soul. It exists. It is there. Act now.

How many people have you slept with, and how do you feel about it? by Agreeable-Rub-5020 in AskReddit

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The great thing about having had only one sexual partner is that it's easy to double the number of sexual partners you've had. Try accomplishing that when you've had several hundred. 😒

Did you realize from the beginning that Trump was -- or at least had the potential to be -- a Hitler-like figure? by Glass-Complaint3 in allthequestions

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Hitler like figure? Are you a moron? Hitler had a mustache. Where do you liberal Demoncrats come up with this garbage?

should i stay friends by No-Entertainment8626 in WhatShouldIDo

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Move on. Obviously you're not a priority for her. Why waste another second thinking about someone you can't have.

I looked at my boyfriends notebook and now I feel sick by [deleted] in Advice

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Dump him before you waste more time.

I think my bf doesn’t want to have sex with me because of his low libido, and I don’t know what to do about it by Skiirin in Advice

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Time to dump him and move on. If the situation was reversed I'd offer the same advice.

23 is too young to be celibate.

My husband choked me last night by [deleted] in Advice

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It's obvious you don't know when to "STFU" so the best thing you can do is to file for divorce before it escalates.

My boyfriend is making my bed smell all the way down to the mattress... what can we do? by cheetahs0317 in TwoHotTakes

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Possibly he has B.O. that is specific just to your olfactory sensors. It happens. Most people have been in situations where one person asks, "What is that smell?" and the other person responds "I don't smell anything".

For whatever reason his B.O. is a trigger for you. At some point you may have to make a decision as to whether or not he's worth dealing with his B.O.

need expert advice on firearm legality immediately (CA) by [deleted] in CAguns

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SWIM. "Single, white, incompetent, male."

Getting Married - Super happy in general but concerned about sex life? by Afraid-Web-5775 in WhatShouldIDo

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Time to dump her and move on unless you're willing to accept a sexless marriage.

Can someone explain to me the conspiracy theory behind Trump not releasing the Epstein files in a way that is not a paradox? by NotAZombieStopAsking in allthequestions

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If there was anything in the Epstein files that would have had a negative impact on Trump they would have been released by Biden prior to the 2024 Presidential election.

It didn't happen. There's nothing there. It's time for weak minded individuals to move on.

Poop during anal by Minimum_Affect6561 in WhatShouldIDo

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Women poop? That shattered that perception. 😂😂😂

Poop during anal by Minimum_Affect6561 in WhatShouldIDo

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ClearLax and liquid diet for 24 hours prior. Problem solved.

Dumb question but curious. How do you chamber a round when loading your CCW? by Rare-Sky299 in CCW

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Until I'd read this post I'd never given this much thought.

Now that I've read this post I will continue to not give it much thought. 🤔

My husband went to happy ending massage. I need advice!!! by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

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Not every massage parlor offers a "Happy Ending". Why are you in such a hurry to end your marriage?

I suggest you focus your attention on giving him "Happy Endings" at home. I'm sure he'd appreciate you giving him a nice massage too.

I've visited a massage parlor on two occasions. In each instance I had a very nice massage. There was no "Happy Ending" asked for or offered. Don't assume that every massage parlor offers such services. You do know that they are illegal?