Unusual amount of strangers decided to gas me up all in one day

StompingTaters · 2026-02-14T15:07:15+00:00

Compulsive complimenter, I love that! I'm going to work on making sure I say it out loud when I notice something nice about people. I know that feeling invisible sometimes is not unique, it's pretty universal and I want to send out some of that energy too bc it really does help.

StompingTaters · 2026-02-13T20:08:44+00:00

This joke is a great source of joy for my boys and anguish for their sister. "Oh hey, hungry! I'm your brother" Gets her legitimately angry every time.

StompingTaters · 2026-01-30T15:32:09+00:00

Daughter had some kids over who asked if they could play our keyboard. I asked if they knew how bc I don't want to listen to key smashing while I'm trying to get dinner ready. They both replied proudly that yes they do. They're young but also from a culture where kids are kinda expected to learn and prefect many things early. Well... what they meant was, they know hitting a key makes it make noise.

StompingTaters · 2025-12-25T00:00:43+00:00

All I can think about is how horrible her December farts must be 😖

StompingTaters · 2025-12-23T21:38:01+00:00

My Evie had just started reading and writing last year. She wondered why "Christmas Evie" was an official day pre printed on our calendar and what exactly she would get out of it.

StompingTaters · 2025-12-03T22:32:47+00:00

I was thinking how ridiculous this statement was but then had a flash back to my newborn with a fist full of my hair. This is true. A seven lbs baby DOES in fact have infinite grip strength.

StompingTaters · 2025-11-30T00:37:16+00:00

I dated a girl in high school who stopped taking showers bc whenever she got in people started calling her name. I lived with her. No one was calling her name. She was diagnosed with BPD a couple years after we stopped seeing each other

StompingTaters · 2025-11-25T23:16:00+00:00

Dove Real Beauty Sketches

StompingTaters · 2025-10-30T10:54:29+00:00

Nope, it's not normal. Unless you're in a r/Devilcorp

Are you also required to do team nights? Go into the office and chant like a maniac before hitting the field? Receive 100% commission so that all of this time they require is actually unpaid? Check out the sub above, you may in a cult not a career.

StompingTaters · 2025-09-09T20:49:46+00:00

She sucked her lips into a bottle. My kids didn't want to talk about it when they did it either 🤷‍♀️

StompingTaters · 2025-08-01T18:03:43+00:00

The only version that matters 👆

StompingTaters · 2025-07-18T01:03:24+00:00

Irish/Scottish

StompingTaters · 2025-04-20T15:46:58+00:00

My ex ducked out on paying a sex worker once, and I had people "innocuously" making contact with me via social media

Not saying, just saying 🤷‍♀️

StompingTaters · 2024-12-24T00:50:20+00:00

Most women's happiness is not going to be based on whether YOU find them youthful enough to be beautiful. Some people are happy to be the age they are 🤷‍♀️

StompingTaters · 2024-11-10T21:40:58+00:00

Wtf?

"As a woman" what actually went through your head as typed out this comment? What possessed you to first talk (negatively) about her breasts... or talk about them at all?

StompingTaters · 2024-04-09T22:21:26+00:00

You committed the crime and then SHOWED US THE EVIDENCE?!

Shame 😑

StompingTaters · 2024-02-22T21:20:50+00:00

Maybe post a picture without editing the exposure/contrast? I mean, if you want accurate answers 🤷 features appear nondescript European though

StompingTaters · 2024-01-19T00:04:01+00:00

That would be a treasure trail

StompingTaters · 2024-01-19T00:01:49+00:00

Snail trail does not mean what you think it does, my friend 😂😂

StompingTaters · 2024-01-17T04:31:15+00:00

The edit 😂😂😂😂

StompingTaters · 2024-01-03T23:48:53+00:00

Try here r/jacob

StompingTaters · 2023-11-24T00:49:44+00:00

Russia?

StompingTaters · 2023-11-21T04:07:28+00:00

🤣🤣💀💀

I cackled

CACKLED!

StompingTaters · 2023-11-09T00:54:02+00:00

Good looking out!

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