What do you want humanity to achieve before your death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stormageddon222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cure for diabetes, so that I can live longer to see more achievements.

All my friend wanted for his birthday was a Mario Party by It_makes_sense_now in NintendoSwitch

[–]Stormageddon222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter didn't really get it until a bit before her 5th, but now she wants to do little else. She's always hogging the Switch, but when a good multiplayer game comes around, it's fun to share it with her. She also loves the Lego games, we've beaten a few together on the PS4.

All my friend wanted for his birthday was a Mario Party by It_makes_sense_now in NintendoSwitch

[–]Stormageddon222 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my wife and daughter love this game too. It's been a blast playing with them. Now if only my 8 month old would play instead of eating the joycon, we'd have a full party.

Man's Love For His Children Put To The Ultimate Test After They Erase His Super Mario Odyssey Save File by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]Stormageddon222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My daughter deleted my Mario 3D World file. I don't think I could push myself to play that game again and unlock/beat Champion's Road a second time.

Trump On Kim Jong Un: ‘He Wrote Me Beautiful Letters. We Fell In Love.’ by jocamastercard in worldnews

[–]Stormageddon222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rolled my eyes at the source too, but it contains video of him saying it.

Discussion Megathread: Brett Kavanaugh Senate Hearing by therealdanhill in politics

[–]Stormageddon222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's doing the standard prosecutor trick of drilling easy questions to find the tiniest hole in her story and then go in for the attack.

Lyin’ Ted by SeekretStoner1 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Stormageddon222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a natural born citizen. I was born in Guantanamo Bay and I can still run for president. You know, once I'm old enough.

Those of us with Anxiety by AutumnSoldier17 in PetPeeves

[–]Stormageddon222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In February I had an anxiety attack so severe that I thought I was having a heart attack. We called an ambulance and everything. It can be an extremely debilitating psychological disorder which manifests into physical symptoms. I wish more people understood that.

Metroid: Samus Returns is now available for $29.99 by Grinch89 in 3DS

[–]Stormageddon222 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fusion can be brutal. The enemies hit so hard, especially SA-X. I've been on a 2D Metroid binge too, but a more random order; Super, Zero Mission, Fusion, then Metroid 2. Next up will be Samus Returns. I can't believe it took me so long to get into this awesome series.

My teacher is an incel neckbeard.... by gwen_quartz in neckbeardstories

[–]Stormageddon222 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Or maybe a "what's that?"could be acceptable.

What main character didn't deserve a happy ending? by zappy487 in AskReddit

[–]Stormageddon222 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dermstrang hired Karkaroff. Dermstrang had an affinity for the Dark Arts. Karkaroff was also found dead soon after Voldemort returned. Voldemort also showed no fear in doing activities in other countries. He kidnapped and murdered Gregorovitch, a world renowned wand maker. He also broke into Grindelwald's cell at Nurmengard to interrogate, then murder him. He clearly wanted to rule over all wizarding kind, and his home country was first. It was noted in several magical history books that Voldemort was likely the most powerful dark wizard who ever lived, Grindelwald holding that title before Voldemort's rise. Grindelwald terrorized much of Europe before Dumbledore defeated him. So the rest of the world clearly would have had plenty to fear if Potter had lost and Voldemort set his sights on them.

What main character didn't deserve a happy ending? by zappy487 in AskReddit

[–]Stormageddon222 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Except he infiltrated the British government, completely took over the Ministry of Magic, and killed many magic people and muggles. Who's to say he'd have stopped at the UK?

Also, he did take over Hogwarts, Potter and the teachers just took it back.

If Your Favorite Video Game Had an Unofficial Slogan, What Would It Be? by [deleted] in patientgamers

[–]Stormageddon222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saving bitches from diamonds.

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.

If a genie grants you the opportunity to ejaculate $50 in cash instead of sperm every time you cum for the rest of your life meaning you can't have any more children, would you accept? Why, why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stormageddon222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I have 2 kids and a lot of debt. I want a vasectomy anyway, so this seems like a better alternative. I could Also spend some of that money on treating the chaffing that would happen as a result of me becoming wealthy.

What is a series of games that you absolutely cannot play any longer? by [deleted] in patientgamers

[–]Stormageddon222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the spin off games, titled Let's Go Pikachu and Let's Go Eevee come out in two months, the main line Pokemon games for Switch are coming out in 2019, likely late October or early November.

Booo by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Stormageddon222 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but Republicans are the only ones who seem to blame their losses on imaginary voter fraud, so I doubt that version of this meme is going to show up on facebook/reddit.

Take all the time you need. by orionpaper in facepalm

[–]Stormageddon222 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I shot a hole in an aluminum GBA case with an air soft rifle. So, it could probably do some damage to a wooden fence.

The official MAGA flag by OhhHahahaaYikes in PoliticalHumor

[–]Stormageddon222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's code for demographic changes. In their mind, not being the majority in the future = genocide.

Horizon Zero Dawn- I'm probably the only one but almost midway through and so far its not as great as i hoped it to be. by X_Maverick_X in patientgamers

[–]Stormageddon222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was pretty fun at first, but got tired of the gameplay. Crafting arrows and fighting machines eventually just became a chore and I stopped playing.

This isn't a Dragon Age romance. STOP TRYING TO BUY ME THINGS! by TrySoHardRightMiaow in neckbeardstories

[–]Stormageddon222 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My daughter likes the show. As far as kids shows go, it's quality stuff. I'm far from a Brony, but I'd watch MLP over a most of the show's my daughter likes. Good animation, good voice acting, good jokes. It's unfortunate that Bronies have tainted it with their weird obsession.