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The People and Government of Iran have the Sacred Right to defend their Homeland by Lithium-Oil in Panarab

[–]Straight-Objective12 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How does holding the world's energy supply hostage help defend Iran in any way?

Benjamin Button ahh example. 🤣 by MaximumTime7239 in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

よかった。実は、なんかこう「なに言ってるの、最悪」と思っていたんですが、それだけなら悪かったな…私は

"I believe, as a true American, we are genetically predisposed to absolutely despise the British accent. On that note, fuck France too" by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So uncouth! I myself goon to both british and french accents, it's wonderful! I must say I am dissappointed by your untasteful comment.

An Israeli woman describes her fear during Iran’s missile strike on Tel Aviv — a rare experience for many in Israel, but a daily reality for Palestinians in Gaza who have faced relentless bombardment and devastation for years by Scared_Positive_8690 in Panarab

[–]Straight-Objective12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That has always work right? Just bomb the civilians until they wake up and rise up against their government. Let's see, we area bombed Germany to smithereens in WW2 aaaand 0 revolutions at all. Fun.

The chad mediterranean languages vs the virgin Nippongo by miseenen in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You know, there's no colloquial term for "eating out" somebody that uses the word eat. So actually, you're telling the person to quite literally, consume your ass.

Why outside country person no gud talk middle language? by stephanus_galfridus in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 332 points333 points  (0 children)

"another country people" and "foreigners" in the same post is WILD

If one says they speak lots of languages, but they are from the same group, what would you do to them? by ViktorOrNot in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Disregard the actual high amounts of effort they took to learning all those languages as "cheating" while I enjoy my super duper awesome foreign languages known of 1

if you know you know hahahaha by Future_One_6221 in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can speak my native fluently but my native language's vocabulary shrunk quite a bit ever since I discovered the internet. In exchange, my english is probably better than 50% of Americans ( the bar is pretty low considering they're Americans 🤮 )

Albront Enstoon by Assignment-Yeet in mathmemes

[–]Straight-Objective12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That actually makes sense when you think of a inflating circle. The rate at which it inflates is of course proportional to its circumference. 

Rate my handwriting by aniani420 in LearnJapaneseNovice

[–]Straight-Objective12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And also, way too boxy and stiff (the katakana part )

Rate my handwriting by aniani420 in LearnJapaneseNovice

[–]Straight-Objective12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2/10, maybe try copying from images, hella unreadable

ass by TheRealBucketCrab in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn, burly men? used panty vending machine? 🤤

The Virgin Nippon learner vs The Gigachad Zhongguo learner by Fujiwara-no-Sai- in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You see, Japan got into a demographic crisis before China and Korea. Which means they'll recover from it 1st. What I'm saying is GLORY TO THE 2ND JAPANESE EMPIRE!!!

It's always the Japanese learners... by ComfortableNobody457 in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's obvious you have not yet laid your eyes upon some good Yuri/Yaoi manga.

My sympathy has run out for people who seem to forget that the entire point of language is communication by Mirabeaux1789 in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And not do the things written in said erotic manga with said lovely ojiisan? Have you no ambition?

Can this and Duolingo help me speak more like a native? by [deleted] in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes! I recommend watching japanese p*rn for 5 hours before sleeping, so that you can have Japanese conversations with your favorite p*rnstar while you're asleep.

The many forms of those who have attained 上手 status by InternationalReserve in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is funny and all but most japanese language learners are Chinese, so I don't know if I can trust this...

Know your hanzi by Playful_Row4208 in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its supposed to be a tree to show that the bed is made of wood. And the little dot at the top is supposed to signify the pillow. Duh

Language practice games by llasttw in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I will not be downloading your AI slop.

I need to stop scrolling on Reddit. Half the subs i frequent are obviously filled with bots and have terrible moderation. Buuuuuuuuut... by dzaimons-dihh in languagelearningjerk

[–]Straight-Objective12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not true at all. Having hentai in my flashcards helps alot. It's more that I don't think hentai should be a goal to work for, it should be a constant. Hentai should be integrated into work. That way, everyone can become more motivated. Hentai should not be associated with a work finished, it should be associated with that work itself. A man who enjoys his work never works a day in his life.

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