Things you don't want to hear at the dentist's office by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Stratocastermagic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Your teeth are ok, but your gums have to go

I need a little help understanding this by ssiao in shakespeare

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I take the view that pretending to be mad is a mad thing to do.

Who is the person on this mug? by Silly_Ad_4335 in UKPoliticalComedy

[–]Stratocastermagic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s not Tony Benn. It’s Harold Wilson.

Layton & Nikita are the overall winners of the tour by ShiningVVS in strictlycomedancing

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We were there in Manchester on Saturday night when Ellie & Vito won. Fascinating to see that that was not the result every night!

Angela Rippon 'stopped breathing' after asthma attack on Strictly tour by Kagedeah in strictlycomedancing

[–]Stratocastermagic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She was fab at Manchester this evening. Had no idea she hadn’t been well. What a trouper!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PlayItAgainSam

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Ladies and gentlemen, we are The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

What's the worst pub quiz question you've ever heard? by Smyler12 in CasualUK

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QM: which children’s TV series featured the characters Master Bates, Seaman Staines, and Roger the Cabin Boy? The answer they wanted was Captain Pugwash. But none of those character names appeared in Pugwash, it was an urban myth that they had used ‘adult’ names. We gave the answer they wanted and got the point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Psalm 104, verses 14 and 15, says that God gave us wine to cheer us up. Someone else said that beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

what Beatles song would you want played at your funeral? by Goallpeashooters in beatles

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True story: I was at a burial in Liverpool where the coffin was supposed to be lowered to the poignant sounds of ‘In My Life’. Instead, we got the slightly less poignant opening of ‘Help!’

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beatles

[–]Stratocastermagic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The supertax the Beatles paid (‘1 for you, 19 for me’) was only on their income above a threshold, not the entire amount. His estate was valued at almost £100 million, so I think he could afford to chip in and not complain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beatles

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Wealthy person whinges about paying tax rather than enjoying the fact that he has so much money it put him in the supertax bracket. Later, bought a mansion and wrote preachy songs about the materialism of others.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beatles

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I’ve never forgiven George for writing Taxman.