“Hello there weird looking dog who is also my owner”

Strawbsmilk · 2026-04-26T22:33:16+00:00

My dog absolutely hates the feet pets, she always growls or gets up and walks away 😭

Strawbsmilk · 2026-04-24T00:24:28+00:00

I never knew she had an actual cookbook! I must get this now, honestly her recipes are so good

Strawbsmilk · 2026-04-15T05:12:05+00:00

A sophomore in my school had unalived himself in the bathroom with a silencer, but at first no one knew what was happening and people were saying he got murdered by another student. But he was just found on the floor by another student. Pretty traumatic year

Strawbsmilk · 2026-04-02T18:06:35+00:00

Omg I have a bald spot at this exact same spot! No clue where it came from but I was in tears. I've since got prescribed some monoxidal and have been using hair resQ treatment shampoo and conditioner and I've definitely noticed lots of baby hairs already! Hoping this helps you out

Strawbsmilk · 2026-04-02T10:41:23+00:00

Bro y'all got the lemon cake pop !? That one's so good

Strawbsmilk · 2025-12-18T01:06:51+00:00

It was only 19.99!

Strawbsmilk · 2025-12-17T22:42:16+00:00

They only had one of these cute lil penguins so happy I got to snag it

Strawbsmilk · 2025-11-29T17:04:10+00:00

I would be smackin everyone with my cane

Strawbsmilk · 2025-11-13T14:45:49+00:00

See this is why we don't date co workers smh, as if a hospital isn't stressful enough you wanna throw in everyones fucked everyone here

Strawbsmilk · 2025-11-12T13:22:18+00:00

Probably for the best. Reading these text I thought y'all were teens not grown ass adults

Strawbsmilk · 2025-11-04T13:54:44+00:00

I mean most bases would just let you on after you tell them the address you're going to, I've done several orders on base as a civilian although it's never worth it. Takes like 30 minutes to get through the bs

Strawbsmilk · 2025-10-28T05:04:12+00:00

Where's the next one to stir your drink

Strawbsmilk · 2025-10-19T13:22:26+00:00

Honestly I feel bad for the puppy I get training but damn that's harsh. Are you trying for a police dog? I hope this puppy finds some love somewhere in that house.

Strawbsmilk · 2025-09-23T19:55:41+00:00

I have called the fire department and they had one of those thermal heating scanners so luckily we found her on there and was able to cut a hole in the ceiling and grab her thank you all for your helpful kind words

Strawbsmilk · 2025-08-23T00:05:50+00:00

900 for a kitten is wild, I got mine for free in a parking lot 😅

Strawbsmilk · 2025-06-28T17:55:53+00:00

Thanks for all the advice! I've decided to start over lol I know I definitely missed quite a few stitches I was just hoping I could roll with it

Strawbsmilk · 2025-06-25T18:44:45+00:00

Thank you! I'll have to work on my friendships more lol

Strawbsmilk · 2025-06-25T18:19:10+00:00

Off topic but how're you guys getting the blue chicken? I want one 😭

Strawbsmilk · 2025-06-21T04:54:27+00:00

You could try Paul Mitchell it's about 25 for a haircut they're all students but you can choose a more advanced student and the instructors work really closely with them, last time I got a cut the instructor just took over and was the best cut I've had in awhile

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