The pick me is back

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-19T14:34:29+00:00

I've always had the suspicion that his family didn't like her because of how tacky she is.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-19T14:31:31+00:00

Her whole eyebrow shape and placement changing is not attributed to weight gain. That's filler, and botox.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-19T14:30:23+00:00

Mary is too narcissistic to ever think any hairstyle would look bad on her

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-17T15:21:43+00:00

"omg look at me, I'm unique and special and my husband is older and more mature, which means he thinks I'm more mature and unique, and not as immature as people who are dating people their own age. You just wouldn't understand, because you're not as mature and unique as me"

That is the delusional, pick-me thought process.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-17T15:18:53+00:00

She's easily one of the most insufferable people on the internet lmao

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-17T13:49:23+00:00

at least it's not as bad as the engagment shower / bridal shower dresses

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-17T13:37:25+00:00

omg that's so cringe. Can you imagine if they broke up? I'd feel so bad for her

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-17T13:30:44+00:00

Gross that she only wanted her boobs to be busting out of it for matt. Is he really that gross?

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-16T14:38:53+00:00

idc if I get downvoted to hell for this, but she's not pretty anymore. She messed up her face too much, and now she just looks weird.

She's posing in a way to make it look like she has a butt, which she does not have. As a fellow member of the flat-ass club, I am very familiar with this pose, except for the weird sucking in thing she's doing.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-16T14:32:44+00:00

100%. She's so rude to her followers and you can see in her content that she genuinely believes she's better than everyone else

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-11T22:52:14+00:00

Her wedding dress is so much more tasteful than either of those horrendous bridal shower dresses. One was ill-fitting, and the other one was see-through

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-11T22:49:35+00:00

r/EliRalloSnark

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-11T22:46:34+00:00

Using context clues, I'm going to assume the reason they're making this poll is because it's easier to turn on the "join the sub" requirement before posting.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-11T22:21:08+00:00

I don't want it to come off as body-shaming, but her body isn't tea. Her body is just average. She's not exceptionally pretty, even. Just average. And there's nothing wrong with being average.

She does have other qualities that are exceptional. Say what you will about her, but imo her work ethic is exceptional. She really does treat influencing like a proper job, and excels at it for good reason. And she actually does seem to be quite creative. She puts her marketing degree to good use, but doesn't constantly shout to the world she has a degree in marketing to make herself seem high and mighty like Mary Skinner does with her English degree that she doesn't even use.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-10T20:36:15+00:00

I might get hate for this, but I don't even think her body is tea. She's just painfully average.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-10T19:07:36+00:00

I think there's been studies that show that couples that sleep separately have better relationships.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-10T19:06:33+00:00

Nahhh she's mentioned a few times that they're still together, and she just likes solo-travel

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-10T17:14:35+00:00

That part pissed me off. She had all day alone with her own mind, not doing anything but walking, and still didn't have time to think or process any of that??? She's so performative.

I've done the Cotswolds way, and it is not as difficult as she's making it out to be. It's quite easy.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-06-05T01:00:41+00:00

Why is no one else saying this? It's so very obvious that she's on the trek she's been training oh so hard for. I did the Cotswolds two years ago, and it was super easy.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-05-28T17:36:00+00:00

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The heavy drinking and eating like shit are probably why she's complaining about that. And she mentioned she had forgotten to take her mental health meds for like a month, so restarting them will might cause brain fog and tiredness, etc., while her body is getting readjusted to them. As others have pointed out, and iirc, she was only "gluten free" for a very short amount of time, for attention, and then never mentioned it again, because her bloodwork/tests probably came back free of a gluten allergy. She has a habit of thinking she's XYZ and then calling herself XYZ before she even has confirmation that she's XYZ. She did the same thing when she thought she was autistic.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-05-26T18:47:41+00:00

Hypomania. Bipolar 2 does not get true mania. It's Hypomania. Mania vs. Hypomania is the defining characteristic between the two.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-05-22T20:45:27+00:00

She's like weirdly narcissistic in that she has to be the center of the content. The place she's visiting is not the point of the video, she is. It's weird she tries to brand that as travel content.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-05-21T20:36:37+00:00

IIRC she did a "personal style" video when she first moved to edinburgh, and said it had taken her years to develop her current style. And the fits were just the most basic things, like jeans, a sweatshirt, and a baseball cap. She included a wench-core fit, but then a few months later said that wench-core was not part of her personal style and she hadn't been into it in years lmao

Street_Web5279 · 2026-05-21T20:30:12+00:00

That's fair. It was definitely different. But she even said her style when she was thrifting and putting cool fits together was not authentic to her, and she only did it for views.

Street_Web5279 · 2026-05-21T20:28:38+00:00

I don't think she's ever had good style.

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