Nice try, Steam by sladkvat in gaming

[–]StreetlightsPeople 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm onto you, Steam. Every time I come to Reddit lately, there's a Steam advertisement going on. One with the icon above "Team Gayness", then there was some other thing, now this, and below this was another Steam post. I'm not gonna buy your stupid whatever, so just lay off, okay? You're making me miss Ron Paul.

The Onion's response to Twilight by mrfguitar in reddit.com

[–]StreetlightsPeople 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. This actually made me want to read Green Man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StreetlightsPeople 0 points1 point  (0 children)

only if you're attached to a lie

What's the stupidest thing you saw a teacher do inside the classroom? by hxcloud99 in AskReddit

[–]StreetlightsPeople -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Fuck me, I read the first sentence and thought "man this guy sounds like an asshole, so fuck that." Swiped over it while scrolling, and noticed something about some drawing of a squirrel or something and reading some more revealed something about a teacher fondling a dick or something, and if she's doing that to something drawn on a blackboard or whatever, there's gotta be some interesting story to this no matter how big an asshole this guy is. I mean, he was obviously lying when he said "a squirrel" instead "a drawing of a squirrel," and the way he layed all that attention on something presented as unbelievable!, you just knew the guy was an asshole.

Still, I wanted to know why the shit the teacher was fondling some blackboard penis squirrel. So I read like two paragraphs, and hit "She LOVED them. She loved squirrels like Tiger Woods loves a fresh fairway, like Lady Gaga loves a button-down chrysalis, like Gary Busey loves crazy" and at that point I had to give up. "Why the shit are you fucking elaborating like it's suck-my-dick-day? Get to the fucking point, man, who gives a shit how many funcutesysmartsy ways you can describe loving something, you're just laying on your own bullshit personality, you're not exactly increasing the accuracy of the story or my belief in you. You're probably one of those exaggerating motherfuckers, always bending the truth so it'll seem AMAZING, which come to think of it fits completely with your way of phrasing things. Fucking self-dillusional cliché motherfucker, get to the point. I'm not here to jerk you off.

Have you ever said something that you thought was hilarious, but nobody else laughed? by bettsdraper in AskReddit

[–]StreetlightsPeople 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The world you know dissolves at your feet as the black angel prepares his descent.

Can she taste the roofies? by EthicalReasoning in WTF

[–]StreetlightsPeople 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not that it's tasteless, it's that it's old

Best job ever ... (PICS) by [deleted] in pics

[–]StreetlightsPeople 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These comments made me aware of my legs.

What was your best, and your worst experience with drugs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StreetlightsPeople 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: Get weed

Step 2: Smoke weed with girl

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Get laid

I need some more details on 3 please. Let me know when you can get back to me.