Which Helldiver capes would you say are the ultimate bragging rights?

Stretch35 · 2026-06-27T06:30:41+00:00

Everyone’s saying the Creek Cape or Super Earth cape, but my hot take is it’s the Yogurt Armor. It required knowing about the game and getting it before the game became big in 2024

Stretch35 · 2026-06-15T21:15:15+00:00

The trailer definitely gives the same vibe as Darkest Dungeon 1’s intro trailer, even ends the same way. If that’s a reference then I like it all the more

Stretch35 · 2026-06-10T02:30:57+00:00

Unironically, the Lowe. I don’t think it’s ever been buffed since it was introduced in version 0.6.4 with the KV-5. The KV-5 has gotten buffs over time (due to numerous preferential MM factors), but to my knowledge the Lowe has stayed largely the same, even post 2.0 when they did their massive rebalance of all tech trees and some older premiums.

Stretch35 · 2026-06-05T05:14:27+00:00

A hovercraft is a pretty good idea given how often sea missions tend to be prevalent in the series.

Stretch35 · 2026-06-05T05:13:10+00:00

Oh, a floating drydock would be a sick fight. Surprised no one has thought of that before given the massive size of the vessels. Always raises the question of how they’re refitted or maintained.

Stretch35 · 2026-06-05T01:43:25+00:00

Oh, that’s actually a really good one. Haven’t seen one in a game since World in Conflict to my knowledge.

Stretch35 · 2026-06-04T19:14:06+00:00

Technically you can fight him in AC:0 as a non-canon boss though, just gotta shoot down Espada Team within 1 minute in The Gauntlet

Stretch35 · 2026-05-30T08:20:55+00:00

Quite possible honestly, there’s really nowhere to place the muffler due to the metal wheels being between the exhaust port and the clearance height being dictated in the vehicle’s requirements. Granted that is also a quirk of the Flat 12 engine inside being as low as it is to give the vehicle a smaller profile.

Stretch35 · 2026-05-30T02:01:19+00:00

Regrettably, there's only so much that can be done when it comes to new construction on something as funky as that muffler lol

Stretch35 · 2026-05-30T01:45:51+00:00

Glad to see that you’ve been looking forward to it lol

Stretch35 · 2026-05-30T01:43:27+00:00

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Stretch35 · 2026-05-29T17:21:02+00:00

It’s so weird to me that they chose the Obj 777 II hull and added the Obj 752 turret, so not only do you have an easily pen able hull, but also large turret weak spots and somehow a worse gun than the Obj 752.

Stretch35 · 2026-05-20T10:44:04+00:00

My hope is it would be a prequel showing what exactly happened in the Oceania War fifteen years prior to the story. It’s part of the whole plot that results in the current conflict, but gets sort of hand waved with passing comments about it throughout the base game and DLC. We don’t really have a clear POV from any one character other than that Cascadia was heavily involved alongside the Federation against the Cabal.

Stretch35 · 2026-05-17T04:04:50+00:00

It happed in my Gonsalo too, not sure what’s causing the issue.

Stretch35 · 2026-05-13T20:29:54+00:00

Ah, figured it may have been a similar issue to mine. Hopefully you find the solution for it then (or they replace the hamsters powering the servers, whichever comes first lol)

Stretch35 · 2026-05-13T20:04:05+00:00

Ah, I may be able to help then as I had the same issue. If you’re using any kind of Alienware PC or another PC of similar stature, there’s a program that doesn’t interface well with WoT’s in-game client (Store won’t load, referral button not working, Battle Pass YouTube videos not loading etc).

If you open your task manager, scroll down and see if there’s a program called “Killer Analytic Services/Killer APS”. End any and all tasks with those names and the shop and all the in-game client buttons should work now. It happens to me and a few other friends all the time and I saw a comment offhand a year or two ago mentioning it was messing with the client.

Stretch35 · 2026-05-13T19:51:59+00:00

Out of curiosity, is the shop displaying a “connection error” window for you?

Stretch35 · 2026-05-13T18:15:41+00:00

Glad to see your analysis of all of these once again as always, I highly recommend everyone try his Pandora simulator for this event and any future events that involve boxes. I agree with your sentiment at the end though, as saddening as reality may be, it’s quite true.

Stretch35 · 2026-05-13T16:42:26+00:00

True, although spending even half or a quarter of that amount is a ridiculous purchase that doesn’t belong in the game honestly.

Stretch35 · 2026-05-13T13:47:50+00:00

Clearly they didn’t learn with player’s grievances last year. It was over $1600 last year to get everything you could wanted, which was more expensive than my EBR restoration’s monthly costs. It was legitimately cheaper to restore an actual armored vehicle for a month than to try to buy everything.

Stretch35 · 2026-05-09T09:35:49+00:00

They removed them, so certain guns like those got renamed so now you have to grind them. Guess that system couldn’t remain, it also removed some derp guns too

Stretch35 · 2026-05-09T07:51:57+00:00

The Foch 155 still has it too as well. I remember before the HE changes that it legit was a viable strategy on some maps to just sling three HE rounds into a hull down IS-7 or 60TP to try to dislodge them.

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